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Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:40 am
by Gob

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:02 am
by wesw
you play with fire, you get burnt

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:14 pm
by rubato
The herd needs bull elephants to teach manners and keep the adolescents in line.

yrs,
rubato

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:17 pm
by wesw
um, you don t know much about elephants do you?

matriarchal societies

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:29 pm
by Lord Jim
The funny thing is, this jerk apparently thinks people seeing this are going to sympathize with him...

Seems to me the lad learned a valuable life lesson about the risks involved in humiliating others for your own smarmy amusement...

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:33 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Pizza guy got pizza faced, didn't he LJ? So he slaps some unsuspecting chap in the face with a piece of pizza and then whines about a sucker punch? Tough on him.

wes - be careful now. Adolescence in bull elephants is between 9 and 18 years of age and in that period they wander away from the mothers most of the time and start hanging out with other bulls, learning stuff. The older bulls in the group teach lessons in social standing. They will move out of the herd permanently some 2-4 years later and travel in bull groups. They get more lessons then.

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:35 pm
by wesw
you are correct, I still think they learn their manners from mommy, but I ve been wrong before....

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:27 pm
by rubato
http://articles.latimes.com/1998/sep/18/news/mn-24037

http://thesestonewalls.com/gordon-macra ... s-and-men/

Mature adult male elephants are needed to teach young male elephants how to behave.


Yrs,
Rubato

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:32 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
Mature adult male elephants are needed to teach young male elephants how to behave.
If only we had more of that in the human species.

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:41 pm
by rubato
oldr_n_wsr wrote:
Mature adult male elephants are needed to teach young male elephants how to behave.
If only we had more of that in the human species.
that was the point of the remark.


Do I have to mention "Lord of the Flies"?


Yrs,
Rubato

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:49 pm
by Gob
No, you don't. But you did.

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:51 pm
by Gob
rubato wrote:The herd needs bull elephants to teach manners and keep the adolescents in line.

Except there is not a "bull" in this equation, this is two adolescents, your analogy falls flat at the first hurdle.

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:52 pm
by wesw
fiction

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:20 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Gob wrote:
rubato wrote:The herd needs bull elephants to teach manners and keep the adolescents in line.
Except there is not a "bull" in this equation, this is two adolescents, your analogy falls flat at the first hurdle.
..erm... that may have been what he meant. (Duck and cover)

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:27 pm
by Gob
Nah, he was equating the puncher with a bull, and the punchee as an adolescent, I believe. Hence his reference to "Lord of the flies,"

Or otherwise, he was claiming that this situation needed a patriarchal authority figure, which would be very odd for him.

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:31 pm
by wesw
if rube said the same things to people in person that he says to them on the internet......

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:32 pm
by Gob
No danger of that, he never leaves his mother's basement :D

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:31 am
by rubato
Gob wrote:
rubato wrote:The herd needs bull elephants to teach manners and keep the adolescents in line.

Except there is not a "bull" in this equation, this is two adolescents, your analogy falls flat at the first hurdle.

You urgently need a neurological workup.

I was saying that a group which consists of exclusively young males needs the influence of older males to improve their behavior. This group was entirely of young males. Did that fact escape your notice?

You are either staggeringly stupid or whatever is killing your hearing is also killing your higher brain functions.

Fucking moron. LJs equal.

yrs,
rubato

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:32 am
by rubato
wesw wrote:if rube said the same things to people in person that he says to them on the internet......
You would be smarter in a shorter time.

You, in particular.

yrs,
rubato

Re: Pizza slap?

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:35 am
by wesw
....he would get his ass kicked with regularity. we had a kid like that in our neighborhood. he would stand on his steps and curse everyone, then run inside screaming for his mommy