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Eileen!

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:35 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Drunk passenger attacked plane crew with false leg

A FLIGHT between Tunisia and Scotland had to be diverted after a drunk passenger attacked cabin crew with her prosthetic leg.
The woman demanded “cigarettes and a parachute” and became aggressive when staff asked her to calm down.

Holidaymaker John Smith, from Falkirk, said the woman slapped a young girl in a neighbouring seat before unfastening her leg and swinging it at flight attendants.

The crew managed to put her in handcuffs while the pilot of Thomson flight 297 from Enfidha to Edinburgh made an emergency landing at Gatwick.

The woman was escorted from the plane by police, as passengers broke into a rendition of the Hokey Cokey.


http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/drunk- ... -1-3495360

Re: Eileen!

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:56 pm
by Gob
You've been listening to a lesbian immigrant parent, haven't you?

Re: Eileen!

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:00 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
As I type... Sandy Toxic, one of my favourites

Re: Eileen!

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:02 pm
by Gob
Very good episode this week.

Re: Eileen!

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:07 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
I've got last week and today lined up on iTunes. Actually I prefer the Now Show on Fridays when the homo show isn't on and Comedy of the Week on Mondays.

Re: Eileen!

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:09 pm
by Gob
I listen to them all, I have them on my ipod when I'm driving between punters at work.