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Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:44 pm
by Joe Guy
Proof that Christians & Republicans are a danger to themselves....

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Woman fatally shoots herself while adjusting bra holster

By David Lawler, Washington

10:39PM GMT 18 Feb 2015

Police in Michigan have determined that a mishap involving a bra holster led to the death of a local politician and pageant champion.

Christina Bond, a 55-year-old mother of two, fatally shot herself in the eye while attempting to secure her handgun.

"She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn't get it to fit the way she wanted it to," said St. Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp. "She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon."

Bond was rushed from her home on Lake Michigan after the incident, but succumbed to her injuries at a local hospital.

She was a local Republican official, and an obituary printed in the Herald-Palladium newspaper said she served two tours as a member of the United States Navy.

The obituary also describes Bond as having been "on fire for the lord", and an active member of the Christian Motorcycle Association.
She also won the 2013 Miss Michigan Figure Overall body-building championship.

Carrie Lightfoot, owner of the Well Armed Woman store, told the USA Today last year that bra holsters were growing in popularity.

"It's kind of a natural location depending on the size of the gun and the size of the 'guns,'" said Ms Lightfoot. "Women just need options because one day a woman is wearing a dress, the next day a suit and the next day exercise clothing."

While the incident which led to Bond's death occurred on New Year's Day, police just released the details surrounding the shooting on Wednesday.

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Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:31 pm
by Sue U
"Women just need options because one day a woman is wearing a dress, the next day a suit and the next day exercise clothing."
And God forbid you should go out to dinner, or to the office or to the gym unarmed, 'cause you're never truly dressed unless you're packing. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Idiots.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:38 pm
by BoSoxGal
I read this story (Daily Mail) and thought about posting, but I just couldn't.

Since Joe has, here's something I just can't grasp - how on earth did she shoot herself in the eye????

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Through the boob? Sure. Possibly a fatal shot into her heart? Sure.

But in the eye????? She's really a Darwin contender, except that she'd already bred and leaves two bereft sons behind.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:42 pm
by Joe Guy
She was one of three boobs in the room...

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:45 pm
by Lord Jim
"She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn't get it to fit the way she wanted it to," said St. Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp. "She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon."
It sounds like she was trying to adjust it somehow, and was looking down at it (probably had it extended out away from her body so she could see to try to adjust it) when it went off.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:04 pm
by BoSoxGal
Yes, but do you see how the bra holster holds the firearm, Jim?

It would take some pretty stupid manipulation of the holster and the weapon to shoot herself in the eye. Not to mention wearing a firearm in a holster like that which doesn't have a safety mechanism - that's stupid in and of itself.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:10 pm
by Joe Guy
...that's stupid in and of itself.
What else would you expect from a republican?..... :D

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:12 pm
by Lord Jim
It would take some pretty stupid manipulation of the holster and the weapon to shoot herself in the eye.
I'm certainly not going to argue with that...
Not to mention wearing a firearm in a holster like that which doesn't have a safety mechanism - that's stupid in and of itself.
I'm not going to argue with that either...

I'll stipulate that stupidity certainly played a central role in this...

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:38 pm
by Crackpot
how on earth did she shoot herself in the eye????
If it's any consolation I'm sure that was her final thought as well.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:11 pm
by Econoline
:offs: Jeez, I've watched enough porn to know that if a woman puts something between her breasts and fondles it for a while it's gonna discharge right in her face... ;)

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:13 pm
by BoSoxGal
:offs: is right!

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:19 pm
by Gob
Econoline wrote::offs: Jeez, I've watched enough porn to know that if a woman puts something between her breasts and fondles it for a while it's gonna discharge right in her face... ;)
:ok

BOND... CHRIS BOND

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:30 pm
by RayThom
With a surname like that you'd think she'd be more cautious.

Tits a pity, for sure.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:46 pm
by Lord Jim
If it's any consolation I'm sure that was her final thought as well.
Yes, I'm sure it was the last thing that went through her mind...

With a surname like that you'd think she'd be more cautious.
Maybe it was a Walther PPK...

Re: BOND... CHRIS BOND

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:48 pm
by Gob
RayThom wrote:With a surname like that you'd think she'd be more cautious.

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She's shaken, can't be stirred.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:25 pm
by wesw
I have to agree with sue. idiot.

survival of the fittest at work, making the species stronger and smarter.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:27 pm
by wesw
if it wasn t this, she would have plunged a pair of eyebrow tweezers through her brain while applying make up in traffic. can t cure stupid.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:24 pm
by Big RR
Well, A Christmas Story is right--you will shoot your eye out.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:15 pm
by BoSoxGal
Except she'd already bred, so social Darwinism doesn't really apply. Real evolution, of course, takes much longer.

Re: Christian Republican Boob Shoots Herself & Dies...

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:21 pm
by wesw
not really, check out the Russian fellow and his foxes....