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Hey man! Can I borrow a cigarette?

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 8:36 pm
by Joe Guy
Man: No...

Woman: Okay... whatever...

Woman: On second thought - HERE'S A LIGHT FOR YOUR CIGARETTE YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!


Re: Hey man! Can I borrow a cigarette?

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 10:03 pm
by Gob
Hmmm.... that was a bit mean wasn't it? I mean, she may have really been gasping for a smoke. He was in the wrong there, no doubt about it.

Re: Hey man! Can I borrow a cigarette?

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 10:18 pm
by Crackpot
I thought you had gone all smoke nazi since you quit.

Re: Hey man! Can I borrow a cigarette?

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 11:20 pm
by Gob
There may have been a scintilla of sarcasm in my initial post. ;)