Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the kids
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 2:30 am
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Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the kids
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Re: Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 5:00 am
Re: Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:15 am
Clydesdales are herbivores and thus don't have especially fetid efflatus.
Maybe she was quitting smoking. Than can produce farts that will strip the chrome off a bumper.
yrs,
rubato
Maybe she was quitting smoking. Than can produce farts that will strip the chrome off a bumper.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:51 am
Uhh, rube...strip the chrome off a bumper.
That's generally a phrase that's made in reference to a well delivered blow job...
Re: Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 5:10 pm
... and a fart's not a 'blow' job?
(Damn. Explains why I've not been enjoying those very much over the past 45 years)
(Damn. Explains why I've not been enjoying those very much over the past 45 years)
Re: Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:57 pm
Lord Jim wrote:Uhh, rube...strip the chrome off a bumper.
That's generally a phrase that's made in reference to a well delivered blow job...
Still smoking?
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rubato
Re: Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 1:26 am
rubato wrote:Still smoking?
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rubato
I have to tell you rube, it's not particularly surprising to me to learn that you've never had a well delivered blow job....
Re: Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:12 am
Urban legend, or not.
According to Kitty Kelley's biography, Nancy Reagan "was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex." Just-say-yes Nancy--in the days when she was Nancy Davis--was known to give the best blowjob in town, "not only in the evening but in offices. [T]hat was one of the reasons that she was very popular on the MGM lot." It must have made her very popular with Ronnie as well.
Re: Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:22 am
According to the urban dictionary, that one actually uses the word "suck" in the phrase. Either chrome off a tailpipe, or a trailer hitch. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... iler+hitchLord Jim wrote:Uhh, rube...strip the chrome off a bumper.
That's generally a phrase that's made in reference to a well delivered blow job...
I've heard the "strip the chrome" expression with reference to noxious smells.
Re: Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 9:01 am
True dat. I've heard strip wallpaper, strip paint, strip the dark side of the moon (odd). I've also heard (actually while standing at a line of urinals, using one of them of course), "Ah, the automatic tile and grout cleaner!"
Re: Wouldn't that be a great "how we met" story to tell the
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 6:08 pm
MajGenl.Meade wrote:True dat. I've heard strip wallpaper, strip paint, strip the dark side of the moon (odd). I've also heard (actually while standing at a line of urinals, using one of them of course), "Ah, the automatic tile and grout cleaner!"
Well shoot, if I'd only known that the key to a mildewless shower was staying well-hydrated.
yrs,
rubato