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Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:22 pm
by BoSoxGal
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Woman injured when stolen Angry Orchard truck crashes into Limerick barn
http://www.centralmaine.com/2015/12/01/ ... boro-barn/
By Eric Russell Portland Press Herald [email protected] | @PPHEricRussell | 207-791-6344
A 19-year-old woman accused of stealing a hard-cider truck from Portland was hospitalized after she crashed the truck into a barn following a high-speed police chase Tuesday.

Nicole Dyment, 19, of the Oxford County town of Canton, was taken to Southern Maine Health Care in Biddeford for possible head injuries after she crashed a truck emblazoned with the logo for Angry Orchard hard cider into a barn on Parsonsfield Road in Limerick, according to York County Sheriff William King.

The truck was reported stolen from the 7-Eleven at 704 Congress St. in Portland at 11 a.m.

At 11:38 a.m., a witness reported the truck weaving from side to side and going onto the shoulder as it passed Waterboro Elementary School on Route 5 in Waterboro.

Deputy Shawn Sanborn spotted the truck near the Lakeside Market and saw it pass several cars in a no-passing zone, King said.

Sanborn chased the vehicle for about 13 miles at speeds reaching 65 mph before the driver of the truck lost control and crashed into a barn in Limerick, spilling many cases of alcohol, King said.

The building is in danger of collapsing as a result of the crash, he said.

Dyment appeared intoxicated, he said.

Deputies plan to charge her with drunken driving, driving to endanger, failure to stop for a police officer and driving without a license.

Route 160 was closed in the afternoon as authorities tried to remove the truck from the barn, he said.

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:26 pm
by Lord Jim
Dyment appeared intoxicated
Do tell...

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:58 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
After the court gets done with her, she'll be an incider all right

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:58 pm
by wesw
"dammit Nicole, that ain t hid half good enough, you didn t even git it in the damned barn. there s a damned door on the other side."

"and the damned cops is right behind you."

"maw! nicoles done stole another beer truck in broad daylight!"

"yeah! the damned cops is here too!"

"dammit Nicole, that ain t even real beer, it s that fruity shit that the high school kids drink."

"oh, you like it. well ain t that just fine and dandy then?

"dammit Nicole, you done done it ag'in. put yer damned hands out, johnny ray is gonna handcuff you now. there you go...., "

"bye"

"Maw! they gone! I be right in after I hide some of this damned fruity beer...."

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:31 pm
by Lord Jim
Maybe she'll get her conviction overturned on a peel...

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:35 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
After she goes to core(t)? I have to conseed you are right. At least she's not a stalker. Mind, she can get a favorable verdict if she's got the juice....

(cont P94)

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:01 pm
by Lord Jim
After she goes to core(t)? I have to conseed you are right.
I wouldn't be a bit surpiesed...

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:43 pm
by rubato
Just wait til I get my CDL!

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Ill run both you and your little dog down.

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:03 am
by Joe Guy
That's what happens when people drive when they're sauced...

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:34 am
by Lord Jim
Or frittering away their time...

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:47 am
by dales
I believe we really should get at the core of the problem.

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:45 am
by wesw
if the terrorists are forced to blow shit up because of climate change, can t the hillbillies blame the weather too?

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:09 am
by MajGenl.Meade
It'll be reversed by the apple-ate court

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:17 am
by Lord Jim
I think you guys are just misconstruedeling the whole thing...

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:28 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Sometimes you're full of crepe

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:38 am
by wesw
the drought caused the apples to be bitter, your honor

every one knows that drought cider makes a girl mean.

it s the climate change your honor, it ain t my fault.

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:10 am
by Lord Jim
wesw wrote:the drought caused the apples to be bitter, your honor

every one knows that drought cider makes a girl mean.

it s the climate change your honor, it ain t my fault.
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"Sometimes a non sequitur is just a non sequitur"...

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:32 am
by Guinevere
She must be becider self.

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:58 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
I hear she was charged with fermenting unrest

Re: Angry Orchard, indeed!

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:43 pm
by Jarlaxle
If she was driving that sideloader...it wasn't a "high speed" chase. (Most of them top out at 65 or less.)