Maine Coon Cats...

All the shit that doesn't fit!
If it doesn't go into the other forums, stick it in here.
A general free for all
Post Reply
Jarlaxle
Posts: 5445
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:21 am
Location: New England

Maine Coon Cats...

Post by Jarlaxle »

...do qualify as "obstacles" when sleeping in the center of the kitchen floor. A pint of soda makes a mess when dropped. A 240lb CSB/Plan B Forum member hitting the kitchen floor results in a resounding THUD! that shakes the entire house. Cats are usually not happy after getting splashed with cold soda. Said forum member is also not especially thrilled after wearing said soda. Said forum member's wife might run down to the kitchen, take one look, and start laughing.

Now please excuse me, I need to get a dry shirt. And an ice pack. And another glass of soda.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by Gob »

LOL!!!

I'd have thought the breed would have been renamed in these "PC" days...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

User avatar
loCAtek
Posts: 8421
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pm
Location: My San Ho'metown

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by loCAtek »

"obstacles" AKA speedbumps...


Did this result in Road Rage leading to RoadKill?

Image

User avatar
Sean
Posts: 5826
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:17 am
Location: Gold Coast

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by Sean »

Maybe they just like cheese...

Image
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

User avatar
BoSoxGal
Posts: 19381
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:36 pm
Location: The Heart of Red Sox Nation

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by BoSoxGal »

:lol:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

User avatar
loCAtek
Posts: 8421
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pm
Location: My San Ho'metown

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by loCAtek »

I had a cat (anomaly: I'm not a cat person but the kitten was an '89 earthquake victim) who so loved cheese that I taught him to 'sit' for it. :D

User avatar
Daisy
Posts: 1578
Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 9:15 am

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by Daisy »

A workmate has a Maine Coon, I dunno about obstacle, but looking at the state of his arms I'm pretty sure it can qualify as a bear trap.

Jarlaxle
Posts: 5445
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:21 am
Location: New England

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by Jarlaxle »

Gob wrote:LOL!!!

I'd have thought the breed would have been renamed in these "PC" days...
Maybe...it's kind of an obscure breed.

And they really DO look like raccoons.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

@meric@nwom@n

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by @meric@nwom@n »

Image

I can see how you might miss one in your path, being such tiny little kittens.

Jarlaxle
Posts: 5445
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:21 am
Location: New England

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by Jarlaxle »

At night, all cats are gray. Even 28lb cats like the one currently sleeping on my lap. Maya, for the record, is about 10lbs beyond "lapcat" status.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

User avatar
loCAtek
Posts: 8421
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pm
Location: My San Ho'metown

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by loCAtek »

Any pics? Bet she'd make a good avatar~

oldr_n_wsr
Posts: 10838
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:59 am

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by oldr_n_wsr »

We have a 100+ lb black lab and at night he all but disappears. Been too many times I have tripped over him.

User avatar
loCAtek
Posts: 8421
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pm
Location: My San Ho'metown

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by loCAtek »

Cat5 (the legally blind cat who's madly in love with me) is a brilliant pure white, and I still didn't see him in the dark one night. Whenever I enter the room, he runs happily right to me, and tries to wind himself around my ankles. He's discovered that's a very bad idea, if I'm coming in, in the middle of night and don't want to disturb the roommates by turning on the light. Two steps in the door and RaaaaaY-OOWWWWWWWWW!!!

...but he still loves me dammit. :roll:

@meric@nwom@n

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by @meric@nwom@n »

oldr_n_wsr wrote:We have a 100+ lb black lab and at night he all but disappears. Been too many times I have tripped over him.
We got a collar, for our mostly black dog, which has blinking red lights on it for outside, inside is still a problem.

User avatar
loCAtek
Posts: 8421
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pm
Location: My San Ho'metown

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by loCAtek »

The hardest dogs to see are Schipperkes; even in broad daylight, they can be hard to spot. I'd heard they were black dogs, but they aren't just blacker than other dogs; they are the blackest. About the same size as a Chihuahua, although half a Schipperke's mass seems to be fur, which is solid black no highlights Their noses are black; their eyes are black and I believe their blood is black. You don't so much see them as recognize a canine presence in that 'inky, dog-shaped, blot'. They're so black, not even light escapes their region of space!


Can you find the Schipperke in this picture?
Image
Last edited by loCAtek on Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:42 am, edited 1 time in total.

Jarlaxle
Posts: 5445
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:21 am
Location: New England

Re: Maine Coon Cats...

Post by Jarlaxle »

@meric@nwom@n wrote:
oldr_n_wsr wrote:We have a 100+ lb black lab and at night he all but disappears. Been too many times I have tripped over him.
We got a collar, for our mostly black dog, which has blinking red lights on it for outside, inside is still a problem.
I've considered that for Vierna, my tiny black shorthair cat...except she hates collars. Her record for getting one off was half an hour, none have made it 24 hours. She seems to have accepted the harness, though.

Marm is no problem...even if I can't see him laying on the floor, I can easily hear his snoring. :) It sounds a bit like a misfiring Kenworth.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

Post Reply