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How will he be remembered?
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:23 pm
by Gob
A German man died on Christmas Day after blowing up a condom dispenser with a homemade bomb in a botched robbery, police say.
The 29-year-old and two accomplices attached the bomb to the vending machine in a quiet street before taking cover in their vehicle.
But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion.
His accomplices took him to hospital but he later died of his wounds.
The men told staff at the hospital in the western town of Schoppingen that their unconscious friend had fallen down the stairs.
But one of them later admitted to police that they had blown up the machine.
Police confirmed that none of the money or condoms from the machine had been taken.
The two surviving men were arrested before later being released from custody.
HOW IRONIC
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:34 pm
by RayThom
It seems to me some village idiot's father should have used a condom 30 years ago.
Re: How will he be remembered?
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:35 pm
by dales
BEOBACHTEN SIE HE DAS!
Re: How will he be remembered?
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:02 pm
by Bicycle Bill
dales wrote:BEOBACHTEN SIE HE DAS!
"Halt mein Bier und beobachtet das!"
fixed it for you
-"BB"-
Re: How will he be remembered?
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:08 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Well, I sure do hope they re-test them there condums before putting 'em in the next machine.
This is what blown up johnnies look like:
Re: How will he be remembered?
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:50 pm
by Crackpot
He was seeking effective birth control and he got it.
Re: How will he be remembered?
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:35 am
by dales
Bicycle Bill wrote:dales wrote:BEOBACHTEN SIE HE DAS!
"Halt mein Bier und beobachtet das!"
fixed it for you
-"BB"-
"keeps my beer and observed the!"
Re: How will he be remembered?
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:16 am
by MG McAnick
How 'bout "Hold my beer and watch this" ??