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So I'm working away on the computer...the TV is on basically just making noise...it's tuned to a movie channel that runs mainstream stuff during the day (where I had sort of been watching The Pillars of the Earth* in reruns) and switches to porn after midnight...

So I'm typing away and notice at some point that a porn video is playing, not really paying it any mind until I look up and realize that it is set in a hospital morgue, and this couple (who are supposed to be a male patient and female doctor or nurse) are having sex on a gurney, right beside a dead body which has been pulled out of its "compartment". And the woman keeps making reference to the fact that they are fucking next to this dead guy, saying stuff like, "yeah, fuck my ass, make it as hollow as the dead guy's" and the like.

I've watched a lot of porn that simply didn't turn me on (and 99% of straight porn falls into that category, for obvious reasons). But I don't think I've ever actually seen porn that made me feel like I was going to heave. Granted, I've tended to avoid porn with really extreme S&M scenes and the like, which might have generated the same reaction, but conceptually at least, I get why some would be aroused by that. I did not get this at all.

Anyone care to try to explain what would be sexually stimulating here?



*great series, btw, highly recommend it

Over to you Strop!

ROTFLMCO!! Up yours Sean..

I don't know what could be stimulating in that scenario.

(My god, heterosexuals having anal sex? Who'd've thunk it? Call Edi at once, he's the man to deal with this sort of thing.)

But I like the idea of free porn on TV.

Wow, Canada is so liberal!!

Well, it's free only in the sense that it's part of this set of movie channels or any package that contains it. There is another channel that is part of the most basic cable package that sometimes shows soft porn late nights on weekends - they will show all the body parts but no penetration of any orifice nor the expulsion of any "fluids".

I didnt't think the anal sex part would be the most noteworthy element of the scene, but...

Obviously never saw "two girls one cup"

Scooter wrote:I didnt't think the anal sex part would be the most noteworthy element of the scene, but...

Neither did I, but Gob's requests for me to stop all movement now suddenly make sense ....

The Hen wrote:

Scooter wrote:I didnt't think the anal sex part would be the most noteworthy element of the scene, but...

Neither did I, but Gob's requests for me to stop all movement now suddenly make sense ....

And don't forget to lie in a tub full of ice cubes first.

Blast from the past time...

Alice Cooper "I Love the Dead"

I love the dead before they're cold
They're bluing flesh for me to hold
Cadaver eyes upon me see...

...nothing

I love the dead before they rise
No farewells, no goodbyes
I never knew your rotting face

While friends and lovers
mourn your silly grave.


I have other uses for you, Darling

We love the dead
We love the dead, Yeah

I always liked Alice Cooper.

I never turn the volume up on porn; otherwise it is too ridiculous. I likely would have been very confused watching that.