Methinks an intervention by Chef Ramsey would be in order...

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Methinks an intervention by Chef Ramsey would be in order...

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Jail for man accused of marinating cat
By Reuters
Last Updated: December 17, 2010 2:58pm

BUFFALO, N.Y. - A western New York man appeared in court on Friday to face animal cruelty charges, after trying to marinate his cat so he could eat it, authorities said.

Police discovered the cat in the trunk of a car being driven by Gary Korkuc, of Cheektowaga, N.Y., when they pulled him over for running a stop sign in August, Buffalo Police spokesman Michael DeGeorge said.

He fled to Maryland following his arrest but was extradited back to Buffalo late on Thursday.

The animal was found in a liquid mixture of oil, crushed pepper, salt and other ingredients, and Korkuc told police it was in preparation for a meal.

The cat, a male, survived.
Several baths cleaned him of the concoction, and he seemed to be in good health otherwise, said Erie County SPCA spokeswoman Gina Browning.

Korkuc, 52, appeared in Buffalo City Court, where he is charged with felony aggravated cruelty to an animal and several traffic charges.

Due back in court next Wednesday, he was being held at a local jail.

The cat was adopted almost instantly following the incident, Browning said. "We had a list of people who wanted to adopt this cat," she said.
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Ok, leaving aside the notion of eating cat, which, in itself....

But what cooking process would involve marinating an animal while still alive and with the fur still on it???

One must ask if alcohol was involved.
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Seems to me the guy was either on something he shouldn't have been, or not on something he should have been....

Or perhaps a combination of the two....
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Wow.

Seriously strange behavior.

there has to be a 'back story' here.

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Scooter wrote: But what cooking process would involve marinating an animal while still alive and with the fur still on it???
Who said he was going to cook it?

Maybe he just likes licking pussy.

(you knew somebody was going to find a way to say that eventually... :oops: )

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The mind boggles.
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So does the cat.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Scooter wrote:
Jail for man accused of marinating cat

BUFFALO, N.Y. - A western New York man *** trying to marinate his cat so he could eat it.
But what cooking process would involve marinating an animal while still alive and with the fur still on it???
Duh: Buffalo cat wings.

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You can't give a cat a bath without Kevlar gloves, so how did he keep this cat in the marinate?

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The animal was found in a liquid mixture of oil, crushed pepper, salt and other ingredients, and Korkuc told police it was in preparation for a meal.
That is disgusting! Words cannot express how absolutely abhorrent I find this.





Surely everybody knows that cats should be marinated in bourbon...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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