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Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:30 am**

Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...

On the Verge

You scored 53% Dirtiness!
According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts.

ETA:

At the end of the quiz there are several questions asking things like your gender, and your birth date; those are optional questions, you don't have to answer them just scroll down and go to the end to get your score.

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 4:03 am**

Seems about right, although I almost never get offended. I do, however, roll my eyes a lot.

Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...

Slightly Tainted

You scored 39% Dirtiness!
Your mind is not completely pure, but your score says it's not dirty, either. There are a few lingering dirty thoughts in there, but on the whole, your mind is not very sexed. You might find yourself being periodically offended by certain things, but you don't mind most things that much. Your mind is dirty enough to make it in this filth-soaked world we live in, but you'd probably rather think of other things. On the whole, your mind isn't dirty.

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 4:22 am**

"Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
Slightly Tainted
You scored 35% Dirtiness!
Your mind is not completely pure, but your score says it's not dirty, either. There are a few lingering dirty thoughts in there, but on the whole, your mind is not very sexed. You might find yourself being periodically offended by certain things, but you don't mind most things that much. Your mind is dirty enough to make it in this filth-soaked world we live in, but you'd probably rather think of other things. On the whole, your mind isn't dirty."

WHAT??? I was absolutely truthful with my answers. I can't look at an attractive young woman without mentally undressing her, bending her over a table, and licking her... nevermind. I'm really disappointed, I was sure my catholic school repression would have this test pegging me a real dirtball. Instead, it was almost the opposite.

Well... no more mister nice guy!

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:11 am**

Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
Pretty Messy
You scored 62% Dirtiness!

Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:59 am**

How did anyone score anything at all? It asked for birthday, names, email address and all sorts of stuff at the end. I don't give that info to "tests" because I know they all want to send me porno links and erotic brain messages broadcast by microwaves while I toss and turn at night

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:13 am**

It asked for birthday, names, email address and all sorts of stuff at the end.

Meade, those were optional questions, you didn't have to answer them...(it tells you that in the text)

Just scroll down and go to the next page...That's what I did...

I'd really be curious to see your score...

I have a strong suspicion that you'll have the lowest score here....

And Strop of course will have the highest...

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:45 am**

Guinevere wrote:Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
Pretty Messy
You scored 62% Dirtiness!

Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could
work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.

Your result for The Dirty Mind Test...
Pretty Messy
You scored 63% Dirtiness!

Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.

Don't fight it, Guin; we were made for each other.

-"BB"-

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 11:00 am**

I too flunked the test. It insisted I declare whether or not I was human and I said I was not.

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 11:58 am**

I got 56%

More a case of asking the wrong questions if you ask me.

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:17 pm**

It won't run for me.

No problem
I have a clean mind.

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:31 pm**

It won't run for me.

Oldr, you may want to consider upgrading from that computer of yours...

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:47 pm**

That's a new model.

It has one of those fancy 5-1/4 inch drives. I'll bet they can hold over 700kB.
OHHHH and a 3-1/2 in drive. That should hold over 1Meg. WOWWWWWW!

Seriously though, I had a Trash 80 (aka the Radio Shack TRS80).

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:58 pm**

On the Verge

You scored 58% Dirtiness!

According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts.

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:03 pm**

You scored 17% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is not very dirty. You spend little, if any, time thinking about sexual things, and you don't make associations between sex and things that have nothing to do with sex. You probably get very easily offended at sexual innuendo. You'd make a lovely treat for someone who likes to corrupt the innocent. If you like your purity, stay away from movies rated higher than PG and don't associate with people who make jokes you don't understand.

I may not have answered some questions as accurately as I thought. 17% seems somewhat lower than expected. I am not (actually) "easily offended by sexual innuendo". Heh heh - he said "innuendo"!

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:34 pm**

17% seems somewhat lower than expected.

Actually, it's a little higher than I was expecting for you...

I thought you'd score in single digits...

Now Strop, on the other hand...

I'll be surprised if he doesn't hit at least a 95...

stay away from movies rated higher than PG

Wow, that's uncanny...

It's almost as though the guy who designed the test knows you...

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:11 pm**

Sue U wrote:Seems about right, although I almost never get offended. I do, however, roll my eyes a lot.
... "

heh heh heh, she said "roll".

yrs,
rubato

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:33 pm**

"On the verge": exactly 50%. (I think maybe ten years or so ago I probably would've scored at least a little higher.

)

Some questions seemed to be asked in a way that led the answer. E.g."Do you tell dirty jokes?" I really don't tell jokes much at all, so of course I don't tell dirty jokes "frequently"; as for the follow-up ("Do you enjoy dirty jokes?") I only enjoy them if they're funny. "Sex advice columns"? Dan Savage is a very entertaining and thought-provoking writer, but most of his advice is not particularly applicable to me, personally...so my honest answer to "Do you read them just to be titillated (and for the useful information they contain)? Be honest.") has to be "No. (But isn't that 2 questions?)"

Other questions leave a lot of words undefined ("pornography" as opposed to "erotica", "many", "a few", "many...many", "frequently"...) And having a sexual response to seeing an attractive person--at least for me--is neither "I want to 'have my way' with her" nor "I think she's cute"; I'm not sure if it's even something anywhere in between those 2 particular alternatives.

All that said, 50% seems about right to me...

ETA: Yes, I *KNOW* I'm overthinking something that is, after all, just a stupid internet quiz. So don't bother pointing that out to me.

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:52 pm**

Lord Jim wrote:
And Strop of course will have the highest...

I did what Meade did, and packed it in

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:55 pm**

Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
Pretty Messy
You scored 68% Dirtiness!

Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.

Posted: **Sat Aug 27, 2016 12:11 am**

I guess that means Gob, BB, and I in a threesome

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