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The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:11 pm
by dales

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:57 pm
by BoSoxGal
What Are These Turkeys Seen Circling a Dead Cat in Randolph Up To?
Don’t freak out. A turkey expert says he can explain.
By Spencer Buell | Boston Daily | March 2, 2017, 2:52 p.m.

Um, what exactly is happening here?

A Boston man freaked out thousands of people online today after he shared footage on Twitter of a flock of turkeys circling a dead cat in the middle of the road in Randolph.

Needless to say, people had lots of questions. Within a few hours the hair-raising video had been shared more than 6,000 times, spawning speculation about some kind of turkey seance to revive the poor feline.

“A cat was killed in the middle of the street,” he wrote in another tweet, “and a group of 30 wild turkeys were circling it…not to kill it, but like a ritual lol.”

The horror.

But fear not, folks. We called David Scarpitti, Massachusetts’ foremost turkey expert, to sort things out. The turkeys’ behavior is “unusual” and “really quite amazing,” he says. But he thinks he can explain it.

Turkeys, he says, are naturally fearful of cats, which can be a threat to younger, smaller birds. So it’s likely that, when they came across a dead one in the road, they were very curious to see what was going on, and whether it was alive.

At the same time, turkeys tend to follow a leader or two as they roam through suburban yards in search of food (they have a diet mostly of nuts, grains, and berries—no cats). So if one leader took it upon itself to march around the corpse and inspect it, it makes sense that the others would follow its lead, while keeping a safe distance from the fallen feline. Hence, a near perfect circle.

That said, Scarpitti says he has never seen footage like this in his more than 15 years as a wildlife biologist. He showed it to some of his colleagues at the Massachusetts Division of Fisheries & Wildlife, he says, and they’ve never seen anything like it either.

“It’s not something that’s really ever been documented until today,” he says.

And he also wants to make it clear that there is nothing supernatural about what we all just saw. “I would not go to that end of the extreme.”

Phew.
They're Massachusetts turkeys! Everything is Massachusetts is #1 BADASS COOL! :mrgreen:

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:36 pm
by Long Run
Should have consulted the expert at the Massachusetts Institute of Turkology. ;)

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:42 pm
by BoSoxGal
:funee:

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:58 am
by rubato
Why is the "funeral march of a marionette" playing in my head now.


:)

yrs,
rubato

The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:50 pm
by RayThom


"Bang the drumstick slowly."

Turkeys are sooo dumb.

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:42 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Fuss over nothing

It wasn't as if they were walking counter-clockwise......

:roll:

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:45 pm
by rubato
RayThom wrote:

"Bang the drumstick slowly."

Turkeys are sooo dumb.


Not wild turkeys. Domestic turkeys are dumb.


yrs,
rubato

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:29 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
RayThom wrote: "Bang the drumstick slowly."

Turkeys are sooo dumb.
Turkeys are smart.
Ben Franklin wanted the turkey as the national bird.

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 4:15 pm
by Bicycle Bill
oldr_n_wsr wrote:Turkeys are smart.
Ben Franklin wanted the turkey as the national bird.
What's another term for a turkey?  A gobbler.
Considering how the federal government keeps consuming more and more in taxes and revenue (with less and less to show for it), maybe Franklin was on to something.
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-"BB"-

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 8:19 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
Bicycle Bill wrote:
oldr_n_wsr wrote:Turkeys are smart.
Ben Franklin wanted the turkey as the national bird.
What's another term for a turkey?  A gobbler.
Considering how the federal government keeps consuming more and more in taxes and revenue (with less and less to show for it), maybe Franklin was on to something.
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-"BB"-
:ok :clap:

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:49 am
by rubato
The problem for the many successes of government is that people are stupid and when a problem is solved they forget that it ever existed.

We do not have epidemic TB*, polio, and diptheria in the US due to government vaccination and surveillance programs. We do not have millions dying from cholera and typhus because government gave you safe water supplies.

Newer buildings in California inspected and built to current codes withstood the Loma Prieta and Northridge earthquakes without killing their occupants.

Prion diseases (like "mad english cow disease" never made a huge impact here because we didn't allow the feeding of offal to cows.

Cars and other products are safer now and don't kill their users as often because of vehicle safety programs.

The air quality in LA is better now with 2x as many people as the 1960s because of emissions regulations.

When you buy penicillin the dose is what it says on the bottle because of USP testing. In other countries you can die from infection and then discover that the drug was diluted into uselessness.

Many fewer homes are burned down because electrical appliances are required to undergo testing.

&c &c &c

yrs,
rubato

* 1/3 of the population of the rest of the world is infected with TB.

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:35 am
by Burning Petard
Amen brother rubato. Snailgate

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:15 am
by Gob
rubato wrote: Prion diseases (like "mad english cow disease" never made a huge impact here because we didn't allow the feeding of offal to cows.
However, the truth is you did, and still do,
In addition, it is legal for ruminants to be fed byproducts from some of these animals. Because of this, some authors have suggested that under certain conditions, it is still possible for BSE incidence to increase in U.S. cattle. A proposal to end the use of cattle blood, restaurant scraps, and poultry litter (fecal matter, feathers, bedding material) in January 2004 has yet to be implemented
yrs,
ruminanto

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:45 am
by Jarlaxle
As a motorcyclist...I hate wild turkeys.

Re: The WEIRD Dept.

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 6:40 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
Jarlaxle wrote:As a motorcyclist...I hate wild turkeys.
:ok
And deer.

Even some bugs hurt.