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Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:33 pm
by Joe Guy
Man dies trying to eat giant doughnut at Voodoo Doughnuts
'Tex-Ass' challenge turns tragic
By Mike Moffitt, SFGATE Updated 5:18 pm, Monday, April 3, 2017
A man who choked to death at a Voodoo Doughnuts shop in Denver was reportedly trying to wolf down a giant doughnut during a food-eating challenge.
Travis Malouff, 42, died Sunday while attempting to down a half-pound glazed doughnut. The cause of death was "asphyxia, due to obstruction of the airway," the Denver Office of the Medical Examiner said Monday morning.
Malouff was taking the shop's "Tex-Ass Challenge," which requires participants to consume the colossal doughnut — the equivalent of six regular doughnuts — within an 80-second time limit. Winners get a free meal and a button.
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:11 pm
by BoSoxGal
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:50 pm
by Joe Guy
Her family is suing. They're claiming she was battered....
I know. It's not a joking matter....It's a choking matter....
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:21 pm
by Big RR
Well it wasn't funny when his eyes glazed over...
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:10 pm
by Long Run
Voodoo donuts are to die for is out as a marketing slogan. (They are good but over-rated).
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:49 pm
by dales
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:02 pm
by Crackpot
It's Berliner
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:29 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Travis Malouff
MC: And what's your name contestant?
T: Travis
MC: Travis what?
T: Malouf..... ouf.. ooommph...uph
MC: A little help here please?
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:53 pm
by Joe Guy
Then the MC yelled to an arriving paramedic, "Donut! Resuscitate!"
"Okay. See you later," the paramedic replied.
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:19 am
by dales
Crackpot wrote:It's Berliner
So what, the guy's still dead.
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:21 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Choked on pancakes?
Flatlined
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:35 am
by dales
That took a lot of crust, Meade.
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:37 am
by MajGenl.Meade
It was a crepey experience
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:43 am
by BoSoxGal
That short stack of puns really fell flat . . .
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:47 am
by Joe Guy
What a waffle way to die...
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:51 am
by Gob
Left me feeling flat
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:56 am
by MajGenl.Meade
I guess the man frittered his life away
Few Have Experienced a Cruller End
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 4:00 pm
by RayThom
dales wrote:... So what, the guy's still dead.
Maybe, but he could rise again. Easter is only a week and a half away.
The murder weapon:
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:03 pm
by dales
RayThom wrote:dales wrote:... So what, the guy's still dead.
Maybe, but he could rise again. Easter is only a week and a half away.
The murder weapon:
Yannow, stranger things have happened.
Re: Few Have Experienced a Cruller End....
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:08 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
He should have ate just the hole.
