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INCLINE VILLAGE, Nev. (AP) — Authorities say a mother bear who was found with her three cubs in a neighborhood near Lake Tahoe has died after being accidentally shot by a Nevada sheriff's deputy.

The Nevada Department of Wildlife said the adult bear died Sunday morning.

The Washoe County Sheriff's office said it will review the shooting, in which a deputy intended to shoot a rubber round to scare the bear away but fired off a live round instead.[likely story]

The shooting happened Saturday morning after the bears were spotted near homes in Incline Village area in Nevada.

This bear family has previously been identified as "food aggressive" and they've been reported multiple times in recent weeks.[labels are not always accurate]

Officials said the cubs are old enough to be on their own.[that's what you say, they're poor orphans now]

The right to arm bears shall not be infringed.

Support the right to arm bears!!!

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The thing to have done would have been to determine it the neighborhood was liberal or not; if the neighborhood is liberal leave the bears alone. After all if they ate liberal or two what be the loss. What no sense of humor?

liberty wrote:The thing to have done would have been to determine it the neighborhood was liberal or not; if the neighborhood is liberal leave the bears alone. After all if they ate liberal or two what be the loss. What no sense of humor?

I find it more than a little ironic that the word "liberal" — which you use as an uncomplimentary epithet — and your own handle ("liberty") both derive from the same Latin root word 'liber' (meaning 'free').  And if you go back even further, there's the ancient Greek word 'libra', meaning 'scales', and implying honesty, fairness, and equality.

Maybe you should change your handle to 'Johnny Reb' or 'klansman' to properly reflect your mindset.

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Bicycle Bill wrote:

liberty wrote:The thing to have done would have been to determine it the neighborhood was liberal or not; if the neighborhood is liberal leave the bears alone. After all if they ate liberal or two what be the loss. What no sense of humor?

I find it more than a little ironic that the word "liberal" — which you use as an uncomplimentary epithet — and your own handle ("liberty") both derive from the same Latin root word 'liber' (meaning 'free').  And if you go back even further, there's the ancient Greek word 'libra', meaning 'scales', and implying honesty, fairness, and equality.

Maybe you should change your handle to 'Johnny Reb' or 'klansman' to properly reflect your mindset.

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It wasn’t me that distorted the meaning of the word. Liberty is to be free to live ones life as one wishes and to have one own identity. One needs an identity to have a place in the world. It wasn’t me that changed liberty to mean support for the communist and to burn the American flag and wave the Vietcong flag. I was the one that went to war and I did my little part to defeat the communist. I remember the last day I worked at the construction site, building a paper mill, and how my liberal hippy co-worker called me a war criminal and a baby burner. He also said just wait until they push that big green wiener up your ass, you will be sorry then. I never did see a green wiener.

He also said just wait until they push that big green wiener up your ass, you will be sorry then. I never did see a green wiener.

From the urban dictionary:


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green weenie

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.

Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.


#wheel of misfortune#usmc#big green weenie#the shaft#pwned

He also said just wait until they push that big green wiener up your ass, you will be sorry then. I never did see a green wiener.

Lord Jim wrote:

He probably felt it though...

Lord Jim wrote:

He also said just wait until they push that big green wiener up your ass, you will be sorry then. I never did see a green wiener.

That what he said or words to that effect.

Joe Guy wrote:

He also said just wait until they push that big green wiener up your ass, you will be sorry then. I never did see a green wiener.

Lord Jim wrote:

He probably felt it though...

No I never did; I had some hard duty but nothing comparable to having a sausage of any type roughly inserted up my anus.
Actually it turned out to be one of the best things that ever happened to me. Instead of the prison he pictured it turn out to be more like a family where the members for the most cared about each others.

liberty wrote:He also said just wait until they push that big green wiener up your ass, you will be sorry then. I never did see a green wiener.

Lord Jim wrote:

Joe Guy wrote:He probably felt it though...

liberty wrote:No I never did; I had some hard duty but nothing comparable to having a sausage of any type roughly inserted up my anus.
Actually it turned out to be one of the best things that ever happened to me. Instead of the prison he pictured it turn out to be more like a family where the members for the most cared about each others.

Men who have experienced the green wiener together often do turn out to be close to each other like family and care for each others.

Sad, but when a bear becomes too comfortable around humans (scroungin through garbage, etc) the only real solution is what happened here. Scaring a bear may work temporarily, but the bear will come back. Even trapping and relocating is not much of an option as bears travel miles and will return when they know there is a ready supply of food.
And momma taught this to her cubs so their future is not bright.

What is totally hilarious about this picture:



Is that it looks like the cop has got her ticket book in her left hand, while she's explaining to the bear, (who is standing and listening attentively) why she is issuing him a ticket...

ETA:

"Boo Boo, you've been warned about breaking into trash cans before... This time, I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket..."...

No, that looks more like a cellphone and she's updating her Twitter feed:

"OMG, standing here with a real live bear cub!!  #awesome!!"

She's just lucky the mama bear isn't anywhere around; that Kevlar vest wouldn't be very much help against a pissed-off sow who thinks her cub is in danger.

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I'm alleging photoshopping.