You’ve heard of happy endings at seedy underground massage parlors—now get ready for blowjobs at coffee shops. Yeah, it's a real thing.
At the end of this year, a new coffee shop, Fellatio Café, will open up in Geneva, Switzerland, where you can get a hot cup of joe, with a side of blowjob. Seriously.
The firm behind the Swiss café, Facegirl, says customers will be able to order coffee, then select a sex worker of their choice from an iPad to give them a blowjob. You sure as hell can’t do that at Starbucks.
And just how much will this sexual service set you back? 60 Swiss francs, or about $50. Plus five francs for the coffee, of course. This is a business after all. But still, not bad for a caffeinated afternoon (or morning) delight.
Re: Cocktails, anyone?
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:28 am
by ex-khobar Andy
And in your other recent posting, Scooter, Switzerland is second only to Canada in the 'most respected country' stakes.
Two head cases, obviously.
Re: Cocktails, anyone?
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:32 am
by Bicycle Bill
Puts an entirely new image to the idea of 'cream with your coffee'. -"BB"-
Re: Cocktails, anyone?
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:04 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Degenerate filth
Re: Cocktails, anyone?
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:44 pm
by Joe Guy
If this idea catches on over there, it won't be long before someone opens a Starfucks and puts all the small cocksuckers out of business.
Cocktails, anyone?
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:47 pm
by RayThom
And it's probably all "under the table" generated income, too.