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Swear Transplant
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:13 pm
by The Hen
A HAIR transplant patient had a swear word branded on his bonce for 19 YEARS without knowing.
Darren Hope, 40, finally found "W****R" on his scalp when he shaved his head.
A surgeon left the two-inch capital letters across the back of his nut by removing tiny hair roots. But the word was hidden by the new locks he implanted.
Single Darren was a balding 21-year-old when he had the £7,000 Gordon Ramsay-style op at a London clinic. He recently changed to a short hairstyle - and pals saw the word when he took his cap off while playing cricket.
Darren, of Nuneaton, Warks, said: "It is about five inches long - I can't believe I never knew.
"I'd love to sue the surgeon but the clinic has closed down."
The electrician, who has been told the word cannot be removed, said: "I'll have to keep my hair long."
A picture of the head exposing the swearword can be found here.
Re: Swear Transplant
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:17 pm
by Gob
Hair you go Hen...
Re: Swear Transplant
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:22 pm
by The Hen
How d'you do that?
I kept getting this message when I right-clicked it:
Re: Swear Transplant
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:23 pm
by Gob
Don't know? I clicked on that image, and it worked, I clicked on the one of him in a syrup, and got the message you did.
Re: Swear Transplant
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:24 pm
by Joe Guy
I don't see a word on the guy's head and I can't even think of a swear word that starts with W and ends with R.
At least I can't think of one now right off the top of my head...
Wait...
Is 'Wanker' a swear word?
I still don't see it.
Re: Swear Transplant
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:29 pm
by The Hen
Probably more of an insult than a swear word imo.
When I enlarge it I can definitely make out "WANKAK" I guess if you were closer to the head you would be able to read it properly
Re: Swear Transplant
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:40 pm
by Gob
He needs to shave it down a bit so that people can read it, if he wants his 15 minutes.
Re: Swear Transplant
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:23 pm
by loCAtek
...Or time for a good head tattoo;
Re: Swear Transplant
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:31 pm
by The Hen
I guess his practitioner never thought that nay of his patients would ever willingly shave their hair very short when he was practicing.
I bet ALL his patients have had their hairs removed for transplant in the form of a sweary or insult.
I wonder who it was?