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...along comes a new cosmetic procedure that you have to wonder, who the fuck sat awake at night dreaming this one up?

Introducing scrotox, botox injections into the scrotum to relax and smooth out the skin so that your balls hang lower and look bigger.

Naturally, the first thing I did when I saw this was do an online hoax check...

Apparently, this really is an actual thing...

Well, there's all kinds of nut jobs out there I guess...

Probably the same social group that has been adding fake testicles to their dogs after castration.

http://www.neuticles.com/

snailgate

This crew:

I recommend scrotal lymphedema.

That's lipodema which is actually a pretty terrible, painful disease - not so funny.

Gob wrote:Where else do you keep your change?

Looking for a unique gift?  Genuine Kangaroo Scrotum.  Use as a coin bag and key chain.
This pouch is made from the scrotum of the male kangaroo and is said to be very lucky.
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Didn't do the bloody 'roo much good, did it?

-"BB"-

made from the scrotum of the male kangaroo

I'm glad they specified that...

I certainly wouldn't want a coin purse made out of the scrotum of a female kangaroo...

Lord Jim wrote:

made from the scrotum of the male kangaroo

I'm glad they specified that... I certainly wouldn't want a coin purse made out of the scrotum of a female kangaroo...

I imagine that would look more like a coin slot if such a thing were possible.

My wife has had patients ask about vaginal cosmetic surgery.


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That's actually a thing, and becoming more common - labiaplasty. I guess some vaginas are really not all that attractive, but still . . . one would hope one's sex partner wouldn't comment on that, anymore than on a small or unattractive penis.

OK, that's it! Who told you, huh? Huh?

Furthermore.....

I guess some vaginas are really not all that attractive

Bwahahaha!

Beer Sponge wrote:Well, there's all kinds of nut jobs out there I guess...

I think we have a winner in the post of September contest!