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Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:07 pm
by BoSoxGal
FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.
Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.
What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.
“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”
According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.
“He explained in great detail, how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”
It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.
A dozen federal agents of the FBI’s Evidence Response Team were still identifying, collecting, and packing jars more than six hours after their arrival on the site.
A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Murray and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days.
An anonymous FBI source told WNTV-4 that the number of charges could reach over 3,000.
Dave Murray will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric evaluation has been ordered to determine if he’s fit to stand a trial.
If he is considered fit, he should appear in court in October for the beginning of the procedures.
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:37 pm
by Joe Guy
“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”
Sounds like he was very organized....
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:56 pm
by Lord Jim
Well, everybody needs a hobby...
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:27 pm
by Big RR
Perhaps he's planning on using them to make the wallet that can become a suitcase?
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:23 pm
by rubato
And to think I had a chance to live out my natural life without ever knowing about that. Gone now.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:33 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
He can join his bonkers buddies Donald and Kim at the Haircut Hall of Fame.
Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:05 pm
by RayThom
I wonder if the scrotum and testicles were still attached... that would really be terrible.
BTW -- I'm a body donor. I might land up in formaldehyde, too.
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:18 pm
by MGMcAnick
Big RR wrote:Perhaps he's planning on using them to make the wallet that can become a suitcase?
Ouch. Funny, but ouch.
I know a nice looking lady who used to work as an embalmer. She told me that she intends to be cremated. She said, "I'm not going to let one of those guys get hold of me''.
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:53 pm
by Lord Jim
He can join his bonkers buddies Donald and Kim at the Haircut Hall of Fame.
Nick Nolte, step aside...
You've just been beaten out for
Worst. Mugshot. Ever. ...
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:11 am
by Joe Guy
The only difference between the two is that Nick's eyes both look in the same direction....
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:13 am
by Lord Jim
I have to say I'm somewhat puzzled by
this:
being implicated in an organ trafficking network.
I thought that "organ trafficking" involved the illegal sale of
useful organs, taken from the living or recently deceased, (lungs, kidneys, etc) that were purchased on the black market by wealthy folks who didn't want to have to wait on an organ donor list...
I have a hard time imagining that there's a really big market, ("hard", "big"...the puns and double entendres pretty write themselves when you try to discuss this...) for pickled dicks...
It's not like somebody could buy one of these and replace their own 3 incher with a 10 incher that's been soaking in formaldehyde...
Plus when you look at the
quantity that this guy had hanging around, ("hanging"...aw geez, there's
another one...) he seems more like a private collector than a dealer...
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:26 am
by Burning Petard
Clearly there was NO market for what he had stocked on his shelves. That does not mean he was not actually moving merchandise from other parts of the human anatomy. But, it does look to me as though some associate knew something was wrong and dropped a dime to get authorities to investigate.
snailgate
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:27 am
by Joe Guy
I was wondering about the 'organ trafficking' thing also. I think his penis collection may only be the root of the problem.
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:43 am
by Lord Jim
Whatever he's ultimately convicted of, I'm sure he's going to be facing a stiff penalty...
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:12 am
by Joe Guy
Penis collecting is a tough job. You're always having to deal with pricks...
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:19 am
by MGMcAnick
Joe Guy wrote:Penis collecting is a tough job. You're always having to deal with pricks...
Ouch. There's another one. Funny, but ouch.
Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:48 am
by RayThom
Here's the companion vid for this odd obsession. Members only, however.
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:14 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Were these found by that intrepid investigator, Dick Tracer?
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:40 am
by BoSoxGal
Re: Another Argument for Donating Your Body to Science
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:24 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
MajGenl.Meade wrote:Were these found by that intrepid investigator, Dick Tracer?
I think it was more likely Sam Spayed.
