My new client . . .
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:49 am
Watches FOX news from the time she wakes up until right before bedtime - at decibel levels that hurt my ears.
As much of an asshole as I can sometimes be in this life, I must’ve been a real cocksucker in a previous life to deserve this!
Otherwise it’s a good gig; I live in her tony Boston suburbs house two days in a row, get 8 hours off each day to chill/sleep, am ‘on’ the other 16 - but it’s light duty care, mostly companionship, meal prep (we eat Hello Fresh! and Blue Apron every evening!) and enjoy her art collection (she’s an artist) and her terrific library and her gorgeous gardens come spring . . . and after two days on the calendar I’m 3/4 of the way to a full-time paycheck.
How did I manage to find a NYC-raised and educated Jewish lady artist who donates to the Heritage Foundation and watches FOX?!
Her daughter tells me she was once a leftie socialist/communist . . .
As much of an asshole as I can sometimes be in this life, I must’ve been a real cocksucker in a previous life to deserve this!
Otherwise it’s a good gig; I live in her tony Boston suburbs house two days in a row, get 8 hours off each day to chill/sleep, am ‘on’ the other 16 - but it’s light duty care, mostly companionship, meal prep (we eat Hello Fresh! and Blue Apron every evening!) and enjoy her art collection (she’s an artist) and her terrific library and her gorgeous gardens come spring . . . and after two days on the calendar I’m 3/4 of the way to a full-time paycheck.
How did I manage to find a NYC-raised and educated Jewish lady artist who donates to the Heritage Foundation and watches FOX?!
Her daughter tells me she was once a leftie socialist/communist . . .