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For that special someone who is hard to shop for

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:38 pm
by Scooter
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I didn't put it in Laffs because, although it seems like it could be a joke, given that it's the funeral industry I couldn't be sure.

Re: For that special someone who is hard to shop for

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:41 pm
by Crackpot
Noting says I love you like contemplating thier death.

Re: For that special someone who is hard to shop for

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:50 pm
by Joe Guy
Please be my forever valentine....

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Re: For that special someone who is hard to shop for

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:56 pm
by Scooter
Pre-planning a funeral can be a way of saying "I love you", but it's no way to celebrate a holiday. I pre-planned my funeral because I didn't want that burden to fall on my then partner, and later on my other family members, when I died, but I wouldn't have wrapped my pre-need contract in a bow and put it under the Christmas tree for them.

Re: For that special someone who is hard to shop for

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:21 pm
by Lord Jim
I think any guy who decides to surprise his sweetie with this as a Valentine's Day "gift" is raising the odds of having to attend his own funeral a lot sooner than he would care to... 8-)

Re: For that special someone who is hard to shop for

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:50 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
As long as the life insurance policy is paid and up to date.