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How Woke Are You? Take The Quiz!

#WOKE
http://babylonbee.com/news/woke-take-quiz/

My "Score":
NOT WOKE AT ALL!
Um, President Trump? Is that you? You're not woke at all! Go educate yourself and DO BETTER.

Blocked ehre at work, but i am usually "not woke" and don't nobody come and woke me either

Also:

NOT WOKE AT ALL!
Um, President Trump? Is that you? You're not woke at all! Go educate yourself and DO BETTER.

Which is not terribly surprising, given that I had to start by looking up what "woke" was supposed to mean...

Woke city population me (you).

Easy test

Woke city population me (you).

Your auto-correct must be especially messed up today...

I haven't got the slightest idea what that's supposed to mean...

I aced the test bein the only truly “woke” person

Not hard if you take into account what kind of site it is.

Okay, I took the quiz again, this time giving what I considered to be the most ridiculous answer to each question (which was mostly a tough choice, since each question has multiple ridiculous options) and got this:

How Woke Are You? Take The Quiz!

SIGNS OF LIFE...
You're starting to get woke! Look, we know it's difficult to shed years of brainwashing by the patriarchy and all the other evil masterminds out there. But you can do it! Keep woking up!

Then I took it a third time, (yes, I've got some free time on my hands today) selecting the "scream at the sky" option for each question...

Jackpot...

WOKECITY: POPULATION YOU!

You are the most woke that is currently possible. Unfortunately, you'll never REALLY be woke enough. You still have to trip over yourself everyday trying to show everyone how woke you are, or one day you'll be back at the bottom of the totem pole. STAY WOKE!

I knew you had it in you.

I had it on me but then I changed my clothes.


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