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Oh Wow, 40 Days Without A Dump -or- A Firehose Enema?
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 5:28 am
by dales
Jailed drug suspect goes 40 days without pooping
By Mike Moffitt, SFGATE Published 11:47 am, Monday, February 26, 2018
A British man jailed on suspicion of swallowing drugs has not had a bowel movement in 40 days, thwarting police efforts to recover the evidence.
A suspected British drug dealer has gone more than five weeks in jail without moving his bowels in a determined toilet strike.
Essex police have detained Lamarr Chambers, 24, since Jan. 17, when he was arrested on drug charges in Harlow, Essex. Chambers is believed to have swallowed some of the drugs police say he possessed before his arrest.
Essex Live reported that Chambers' lawyer said his client would rather die than poop.
Andrew Horsall asked Chelmsford Magistrates' Court on Friday to release Chambers as his "life is at risk" and he doesn't want to be resuscitated if he collapses.
But prosecutors say no poo, no release.
"It is quite a clear-cut application," prosecutor Bob Rowlingson told the court. "Mr. Chambers has been refusing treatment, it is clear he is preventing the passing of evidence of the drugs he swallowed prior to his arrest."
While Chambers initially refused food, eventually he began accepting cereal bars, eating up to eight a day, according to Essex Live. He has since switched to fruits and vegetables, but also ate some fish prepared by his mother prior to his court date.
Chambers has been drinking water, but he refused laxatives.
Long-term fecal retention can result in a stool impaction that requires intervention in the form of enemas, endoscopy or even surgery. Extreme constipation can lead to fatal cardiac arrest.
40 Days Without A Dump or A Firehose Enema
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:45 pm
by RayThom
They've called in a forensic fecal matter expert, Noshite Sherlock, to investigate. He has vowed to get to the bottom of the problem.
Re: Oh Wow, 40 Days Without A Dump -or- A Firehose Enema?
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:16 pm
by Big RR
That is interesting; I wonder how long they can hold him on suspicion (and if he can hold it longer). Of course, I would imagine the condoms or whatever the drugs are in would eventually be partially digested and rupture.
Re: Oh Wow, 40 Days Without A Dump -or- A Firehose Enema?
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:15 pm
by Joe Guy
He was originally only arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia but he was ratted on by a stool pigeon.
Re: Oh Wow, 40 Days Without A Dump -or- A Firehose Enema?
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:29 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Yet another senseless crack-related incident
Re: Oh Wow, 40 Days Without A Dump -or- A Firehose Enema?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:42 am
by ex-khobar Andy
He's gonna need some of these big-ass wipes:

Re: Oh Wow, 40 Days Without A Dump -or- A Firehose Enema?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:50 pm
by BoSoxGal
He’s going to end up dead - assuming he’s not also on a hunger strike, he’s going to perf his bowel from mass blockage - or OD when the condoms break. Clearly his brain is as constipated as his plumbing.
Re: Oh Wow, 40 Days Without A Dump -or- A Firehose Enema?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:15 pm
by Jarlaxle
BoSoxGal wrote:He’s going to end up dead - assuming he’s not also on a hunger strike, he’s going to perf his bowel from mass blockage - or OD when the condoms break. Clearly his brain is as constipated as his plumbing.
Give him a Darwin Award.
Re: Oh Wow, 40 Days Without A Dump -or- A Firehose Enema?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:25 pm
by Big RR
My guess it that it depends how long they can hold him without having the drugs; he's clearly flirting with danger, but if they have to release him next week, say, he could possibly be OK (Of course he'd have to find a place where he could defecate without the drugs being seized by the police, but that would depend on UK law and what kind of warrant would/could issue).
40 Days Without A Dump or A Firehose Enema
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:55 pm
by RayThom
PoopWatch update... one day ago:
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-me ... -of-death/
"... Loo, Loo, skip the Loo Loo, Loo, skip the Loo Loo, Loo, skip the Loo Skip the Loo, my darlin..."
I love toilet humor.
Re: Oh Wow, 40 Days Without A Dump -or- A Firehose Enema?
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:53 pm
by Joe Guy
He attempted to claim the right against self-incrimination by defecation but authorities pooh-poohed the idea.