Forget international and domestic political crisis that are distracting you from things of real importance.
Today, the 19th of September, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
snailgate
ahoy, me hearties!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:16 pm
by RayThom
Burning Petard wrote:Forget international and domestic political crisis that are distracting you from things of real importance.
Today, the 19th of September, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
snailgate
Aye, matey! Nothing like a big-time, national, pirate celebration, to get ye out the doldrums. All hands are back on deck.
Re: ahoy, me hearties!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:55 pm
by Lord Jim
Well shiver me timbers you scallywags and scurvy dogs...
Well, this be awkward. Me given name be: "Giant Seamus Scabb" and me surname be: "Rotten Dick Cutler."
Arrr, matey. Any name that has 'scab' and 'dick' in it ain't one ta' bandy about all the scallywags an' scurvy dogs onboard this galleon. I fear I will soon be walking the plank.
Re: ahoy, me hearties!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:44 pm
by Big RR
Well I t'were aboard a ruddy clipper.
I filled me ass
With broken glass
And circumcised me skipper
Re: ahoy, me hearties!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:53 pm
by RayThom
Big RR wrote:Well I t'were aboard a ruddy clipper.
I filled me ass
With broken glass
And circumcised me skipper
OUCH!!!
Re: ahoy, me hearties!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:44 am
by MajGenl.Meade
I sailed on the good ship Venus
Re: ahoy, me hearties!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:40 pm
by Big RR
Me too Meade (or, more grammatically correct, I did too); there's also a verse of Yankee Doodle that pretty much says the same thing. Drinking songs can be fun.
Re: ahoy, me hearties!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:21 pm
by wesw
a little pirate music....
Re: ahoy, me hearties!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 6:00 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
By God you should have seen us
. . . and that's quite enough of that.
Re: ahoy, me hearties!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 6:04 pm
by Big RR
No, we have to include:
With a figurehead of a whore in bed
and the mast of a flaming penis (or giant penis or phallic genus, I'm sure there are others)
