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Bird kills man at cockfight February 8, 2011 - 1:04PM

A man attending an illegal cockfight in California has died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird with a knife attached to its own limb.

The Kern County coroner said Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he suffered the injury in Tulare County, north of Los Angeles, on January 30.

An autopsy concluded Ochoa died of an accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf.

Advertisement: Story continues below Sheriff's spokesman Ray Pruitt said it was unclear if a delay in seeking medical attention contributed to Ochoa's death.

Tulare officials were investigating, and no arrests were made at the cockfight.

Cockfighting, which is illegal in the United States, is a sport in which specially bred roosters are put into a ring and encouraged to fight until one is incapacitated or killed.

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http://www.smh.com.au/world/bird-kills- ... 1akx3.html
Struggling to summon up any sympathy for him here...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Struggling to summon up any sympathy for him here...
Why?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Why am I struggling, or why am I even bothering?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Must've been pretty drunk to bleed to death from a lower leg injury. I see what you mean, can't be wasting energy caring for drunkards getting themselves killed.

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This looks like a job for WinDar!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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lmao@the title of this thread...

Havn't heard that for years! *breaks out the pastys and clotted cream*

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rubato wrote:Must've been pretty drunk to bleed to death from a lower leg injury. I see what you mean, can't be wasting energy caring for drunkards getting themselves killed.

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Tell that to Achilles.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Generally, those engaged in illegal activities, don't like go the ER, 'cause they start asking questions, and are obliged to report criminal acts.

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loCAtek wrote:Generally, those engaged in illegal activities, don't like go the ER, 'cause they start asking questions, and are obliged to report criminal acts.
Like knife wounds (regardless of who/what inflicted them).

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'Cha, I know folks who have bullet scars, institutionalized medicine doesn't know about ;)

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