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The Smoking Bun

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:42 am
by Joe Guy
Officials: Woman passes gas, pulls knife on offended man

He smelled it – and she dealt with it.

A Florida woman who passed gas in a convenience store pulled a knife and threatened to “gut” a man who complained about it, police said.

Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. Police arrested her on Sunday and booked her at a detention facility in Pompano Beach, where her bail was set at $2,500.

Police say the alleged colon culprit threatened the customer, John Walker, when he complained about her flatulence while standing in line together at a Dollar General store in Dania Beach, according to an affidavit obtained by the Miami Herald.

Walker got into a verbal argument with Wilson “in reference to the defendant farting loudly,” the arrest report states.

Wilson reportedly took a knife out of her purse and threatened to “gut” the man. She held the knife in her right hand and motioned in a way that looked like she was going to stab him, police said.

It was not clear if Wilson had a lawyer.
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Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:16 am
by Crackpot
Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
What no charge for wielding the knife?

Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:42 am
by Gob
:lol:

Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:29 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
I'm not sure I believe this. It wasn't in the NYT; and if they haven't got wind of it yet, it didn't happen.

Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:16 pm
by dales
Something smells fishy here.

Did that woman really pass gas or was it someone else?

Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:03 pm
by Long Run
Who ever said flatulence will get you nowhere?

Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:09 am
by liberty
Before we can determine who is at fault we need to determine the race of the man. If he is white he is a racist and should found guilty and spend years in prison for racial complaining.

Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:06 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
liberty wrote:Before we can determine who is at fault we need to determine the race of the man. If he is white he is a racist and should found guilty and spend years in prison for racial complaining.
That's idiotic, lib. Doesn't even pass the smell test.

Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:29 pm
by rubato
Long Run wrote:Who ever said flatulence will get you nowhere?
There is one "blast from the past"


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And with the right er dietary preparation I'll bet it could get you a seat in a crowded restaurant.


yrs,
rubato

Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:34 pm
by rubato
Could we put together a list of the most fartogenic foods?

Beans
Artichokes
Roasted Garlic cloves ( good for both quantity and quality)
Asperagus

Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:36 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
rubato wrote:
Asperagus
Is there some sort of pun hiding in there, Rube?

Re: The Smoking Bun

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:41 am
by Joe Guy
I think it may have something to do with anxiety induced farting after eating vegan asperagus burgers.

The Stinking Bum

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:12 am
by RayThom
For me, Mexican regurgitated beans is the food that keeps on giving.

And they come out the same way they go in.

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