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Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:22 pm
by Scooter
Glitter On Your Dog's Privates Is The Strangest Trend We've Ever Seen
Humans are well known for their odd fashion trends, whether it's these "asymmetrical jeans," or pretty much anything involving glitter. But in recent years, we've started forcing odd fashion trends on our beloved furry friends. It's not like they can do much about it, after all.
The latest trend? You're going to need to sit down. A number of groomers have recently started noticing that their customer's family jewels are a little more shiny than usual. Why? Because people are covering them in glitter.
The trend seems to have first been spotted by Royal Paws Pet Salon in High Point, North Carolina. "I just thought I would let everybody know the latest creative grooming trend is glitter," the caption of their Facebook post reads. "Please know that I love doing creative but, I will NOT be doing this. Posting for your entertainment."
Groomery Foolery, a page for professional dog groomers, also shared a photo of the trend, adding: "I have seen so many things in this career. Very few things surprise me. Yet here I sit."
They went on to clarify that the 'art' was done using corn syrup and edible glitter.
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:17 pm
by Lord Jim
They went on to clarify that the 'art' was done using corn syrup and edible glitter.
If it's tasty, dogs being dogs I don't expect it lasts very long...
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:39 pm
by Sue U
No.
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:42 pm
by Joe Guy
Because they can.
Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:56 pm
by RayThom
Joe Guy wrote:Because they can.
Yuk...yuk...yuk.
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:17 pm
by Long Run
Sure that's not from The Onion?
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:57 am
by ex-khobar Andy
All that glitters is not geld.
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:20 am
by dales
Anyone remember neuticles?
The average pair costs $310, though some cost a lot more, like the $2,800 watermelon-sized custom set Miller made for an elephant in a zoo. Neuticles are silicone implants for male dogs to replace testicles after neutering.
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:25 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Brings a whole new meaning to Come Dancing....
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:43 am
by Bicycle Bill
Glittery on the dog's danglies....
Reminds me of the old joke about the guy trying to figure out if his new bride was ... shall we say,
'experienced'. His friend told him to paint his testicles; one blue, the other one red. Then, when he undressed on the wedding night, if she said, "Those are the weirdest balls I've ever seen" he would know she was not exactly all sweetness and innocence.
-"BB"-
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:09 am
by Gob
Our dogs had their balls removed when young. It's the law in Aus. A law that Hen wrote.
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:21 pm
by BoSoxGal
Kudos to Hen!
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:29 pm
by Big RR
But there are neuticles:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/ ... 56424.html
Give the neutered dog his pride back
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:39 am
by dales
As I posted before.
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:43 am
by wesw
what a wanker!!!!!
it s only the bitches what need to be cut, right?
you fucking whacked your best friend s nuggets off, and the fucking poor old bastard can t even get knocked up!!!!!
you really cocked that one up, eh, old son?
ah well, you can always grow another set if Brother Aussie commands it, eh?
and mebbe you can grow your shotgun back as well.....
....fucking wanker.
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:58 am
by Lord Jim
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:06 am
by wesw
well, it doesn t bother jim, because he lives in frisco...., and well...., he had to relinquish his huevos upon entry....., but the rest of us, man...., it just curls up our toes...., you feelin' me, bro?
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:09 am
by wesw
.... I mean, I wouldn t even cut the balls offen an un-needed, and unwanted bull-calf.....
....I d just shoot the fucker when he got too uppity and count my fucking jerky.
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:42 am
by Bicycle Bill
wesw wrote:.... I mean, I wouldn t even cut the balls offen an un-needed, and unwanted bull-calf.....
....I d just shoot the fucker when he got too uppity and count my fucking jerky.
Don't you mean, "jerk your fucking cunty", ya little wussy?
This vulgar schtick of yours is getting really old really fast. We may have to take it here, at least until the moderators decide that they've had enough and put you in the punishment closet
(and you'd probably get yourself off on it, you limp-dicked wanker) , but you really don't want to talk like that around me IRL, especially if I'm with a lady. I'll slap your foul mouth around to the other side of your skull.
-"BB"-
Re: Just when I thought I had seen everything
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:52 am
by Lord Jim
at least until the moderators decide that they've had enough and put you in the punishment closet
It doesn't work that way around here Bill...
I have been thinking though, that if wes intends to keep this up he might want to consider changing his avatar...
Obviously I didn't know her, but I kind of doubt that his grandmother would really like having her picture associated with endless streams of pointless, gratuitous vulgarity...
