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Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:46 am
by Joe Guy
Hearing noises in her bathroom, she called 911. Police found this inside.

The 911 call comes in at 1:48 p.m. A woman tells the dispatcher someone is in her bathroom. The bathroom door is locked, but she can see shadows moving beneath the door.

Several deputies of the Washington County (Ore.) Sheriff's Office arrive at the scene within a minute and surround the house. They request that a police canine be brought to assist them.

Inside the house, deputies approach the bathroom. They can hear sounds coming from behind the door. Deputy Rogers (we assume it's Deputy Brian Rogers) would later describe the sound as "rustling."

The deputies make several announcements and command the suspect to come out of the room. The suspect ignores them. The rustling becomes more frequent.

Left with no other choice, deputies draw their guns and break down the door. Inside they encounter the culprit — a Roomba Robotic Vacuum Cleaner enthusiastically hoovering around in circles.

In his incident report, Deputy Rogers commented that the Roomba's vacuuming job was "very thorough."

The sheriff's office recounted the incident in a Facebook post Tuesday, but did not mention what day it occurred. It also did not explain how the Roomba locked the door (maybe it pushed the door closed while the lock was engaged?).

Since the only items it was stealing were dust bunnies, shed hair and scraps of tissue, the Roomba was released on its own recognizance.
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Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:35 am
by RayThom
Police: "We know you're in there, Roomba, we want you to come out slowly... and come out clean."

Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:04 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Was it dusted for prints?

Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:34 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
If the cops had filled it with lead, would it have been a sucker for punishment?

Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:52 pm
by Lord Jim
At least they've come clean about it, rather than trying to sweep it under the rug...

Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:05 pm
by Big RR
Lucky it was a white Roomba.

Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:53 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
J. Edgar would have been happy to take it down

Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:00 pm
by RayThom
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Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:18 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
"Come on out, Hoover you are!"

"You're in a HEPA trouble!"

"Come out with your hands up, or you're gonna Dyson!"

I got bags more of those but I don't want to to make a Miele of it.

Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:23 pm
by rubato
Being a suckup gets you no respect.

Just keeping it Sanitaire.

yrs,
rubato

Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:15 am
by Jarlaxle
But...was there a cat riding on the Roomba?

Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:05 am
by rubato
When there's dirty work afoot there is often a cat at the center of it.

yrs,
rubato

Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:04 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Those Roombas can't go fur

The cops couldn't see what was going on in that room but after a while they got a view with a Roomba

Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:08 pm
by RayThom
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Police Officer Claims He Feared For His Life After Shooting Family's Roomba To Death
https://babylonbee.com/news/police-offi ... lys-roomba

Re: Vacuous Woman Calls 911

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:05 pm
by MGMcAnick