My damned foot

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Joe Guy wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 11:14 pm
You must have been horny when you wrote that.
TPFKA@W wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 11:33 pm
Actually I was on the toilet and was inspired by a little toot.
C'mon, be honest. It was a fog horn.... :mrgreen:

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Joe Guy wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 12:06 am
Joe Guy wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 11:14 pm
You must have been horny when you wrote that.
TPFKA@W wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 11:33 pm
Actually I was on the toilet and was inspired by a little toot.
C'mon, be honest. It was a fog horn.... :mrgreen:

You’re projecting again Joeblow.

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TPFKA@W wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 12:18 am
You’re projecting again Joeblow.
It's more likely that you were projecting when you tooted.

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Joe Guy wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 12:25 am
TPFKA@W wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 12:18 am
You’re projecting again Joeblow.
It's more likely that you were projecting when you tooted.
One should toot 12-25 times a day for good health. I am unashamed by my good health.

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TPFKA@W wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 1:10 am
One should toot 12-25 times a day for good health. I am unashamed by my good health.
I get it. And you're not ashamed to toot your own horn.

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Joe Guy wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 1:18 am
TPFKA@W wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 1:10 am
One should toot 12-25 times a day for good health. I am unashamed by my good health.
I get it. And you're not ashamed to toot your own horn.

Darn tootin'.

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Joe Guy wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 12:04 am
Long Run wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 11:33 pm
..... A Joe's special is equal parts ground round, eggs and spinach. ;)
Don't forget the onions. I've had that meal a few times in Westlake, Daly City... :)

JOE’S SPECIAL |
19.95 signature scramble of ground beef,spinach, onions, eggs
ADD: MUSHROOMS | 2
Glad to hear it is still going in some iteration. Went to the original Original Joe's in the Tenderloin; the one in San Jose; and there used to be one in Eugene. I am guessing the special can still feed a basketball team, just the starters.

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Saw my handsome Doc today. I am healing beautifully. I barely have any pain of note but will remain off work at least one more month. I am ready to get back to work though, bored to tears. As soon as I can trip kids and kick puppies I will be good to go.

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Good news, thanks for sharing, it's in short supply at the moment!
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:ok
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Ahhh, a good handsome doc.

Glad you’re almost back!
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Glad to hear that your little piggy can again go wee wee all the way home.

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I kicked off that boot as soon as I got out of the MD office a month ago and walked with a shoe for the past month with no pain. Yesterday's xrays showed 97% healing and thus I am free to get back to work. I have had zero pain since I can't even recall when. I went to work and announced my triumphant return. It feels like breaking out of jail. Yippppeeee!

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Great news! Now don't forget to wear a mask, change gloves often and wash your hands like a good little nursey.

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And use a 6-foot-long stick when you trip those toddlers!
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Econoline wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 8:07 pm
And use a 6-foot-long stick when you trip those toddlers!
I have developed a new strategy: I now just back over them. The initial episode was at the grocery store while in line to purchase. The little shit appeared to be ignoring all social distancing. I swear, on my honor, he licked the place on the machine where you put in money and coins. A second or so later I didn't see him and took a step backwards and BOOM. He didn't fall over but it was a close call. I was sorry and checked on possible boo-boos, then I thought to myself, why am I sorry? Tripping toddlers doesn't leave a lot of room for plausible deniability- this backing over thing though.... I really wanted to smack his mask-less mother.

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TPFKA@W wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 8:24 pm
.....I was sorry and checked on possible boo-boos, then I thought to myself, why am I sorry? Tripping toddlers doesn't leave a lot of room for plausible deniability- this backing over thing though.... I really wanted to smack his mask-less mother.
You definitely sound like you're ready to go back to work. I predict an outbreak of unbalanced toddler syndrome making an appearance in Indiana soon.

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Yeah, and why are kids in the store now anyway, seriously. And seriously, welcome back to the fight.

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Long Run wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:01 pm
Yeah, and why are kids in the store now anyway, seriously.
This.
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