Happy birthday, Your Majesty

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Happy birthday, Your Majesty

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To Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, a very happy birthday, and many more. Long may she reign.



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You Trumptards are aware that this 94-year-old woman has, herself, a more illustrious record of military service than the entire Trump family combined?

Indeed, God save the Queen.
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Gawd bless 'er, and all who sail in her!
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A reluctant royalist here - it shouldn't be better than the alternative but based on recent experience both in the UK and the US, it is.

Happy birthday, your Maj.

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As much as I'm no fan of monarchical systems, constitutional or otherwise, and especially one America went to war against in 1775 to win freedom from, I'll suck it up and say...

Happy Birthday, Lilibet.

May you live to see another year... or two.

And remember, abdication is always an option.
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A health unto Her Majesty!

Her Momma certainly contributed some hearty Scots longevity and stamina into the Windsor bloodline.
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Hoots mon! Credit where it's due!

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Bicycle Bill wrote:
Tue Apr 21, 2020 6:36 am
You Trumptards are aware that this 94-year-old woman has, herself, a more illustrious record of military service than the entire Trump family combined?

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MajGenl.Meade wrote:
Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:57 pm
Hoots mon! Credit where it's due!

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But that’s my point. Victoria’s male children and grandchildren and great grandchildren weren’t terribly long-lived. Edward and Bertie, in particular, were physically weak and ill. George and Edward (the earlier) were in poor health for a long time before they died, relatively young.

It took Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon to add some backbone and long life into the family (and yes, the Greek prince may have helped a bit too).
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keep Republicalm and ab0lish the m0narchy.

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wesw wrote:
Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:23 pm
keep Republicalm and ab0lish the m0narchy.
Hi there chickenshit coward, that you have the gall to show your fucking face here is sure sign of your shitty little soul's withering.
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Whatever happened to:
wesw wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:39 pm
this will be my last p0st 0n this b0ard.
And do you remember making this promise:
wesw wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:47 pm
if any0ne has a P.0. b0x, and is willing t0 transfer m0ney t0 g0b, s0meh0w, I w0uld like t0 d0nate
Because at least three people offered to accept money at their p.o. box to transfer to Gob, some even committed to absorbing all the fees of sending it to Gob.

But you haven't done it, and as promised, every time you post I will be posting this reminder that you have not.
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Getting back on track - Happy (belated) Birthday and many more to Her Majesty and many more to come

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n0t having much fun under h0use arrest, g0b?

just 0bey, d0 n0t questi0n....

....we are fr0m the g0vt, and we are here t0 help.....

d0n t walk y0ur d0g t00 far.....

that s a g00d b0y.

0bey and maybe y0ur queen will suffer y0ur pitiful little existence.

little men f0r her pleasure...

d0n t argue, we have plenty 0f little r0manians happy t0 replace y0u.

n, d0n t get uppity..., 0ld bill has a stick and he s happy t0 use it.

just sit h0me and thank the m0narch f0r her benevolence...

Englishman?????

ha ha ha ......

y0u are kept like a sheep...

bred f0r it.

s0 English MAN....., attack me whilst y0u suffer, if it will ease y0ur pain....

just be quiet at h0me 0r her majesty will send s0me little men f0r y0u....

speak quietly at h0me

the walls have ears.....

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Whatever happened to:
wesw wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:39 pm
this will be my last p0st 0n this b0ard.
And do you remember making this promise:
wesw wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:47 pm
if any0ne has a P.0. b0x, and is willing t0 transfer m0ney t0 g0b, s0meh0w, I w0uld like t0 d0nate
Because at least three people offered to accept money at their p.o. box to transfer to Gob, some even committed to absorbing all the fees of sending it to Gob.

But you haven't done it, and as promised, every time you post I will be posting this reminder that you have not.
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell

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Wes, you chickenshit coward, I'm not an Englishman.

Whats it like to be so full of shit?

You are a cowardly troll.

I may take you up on your request to cancel your account, I'll do it out of pity, seeing as you were so scared of the effect being here was having on you.

After all, you contribute nothing to this board, in so many ways...
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h0w can 0ne d0 n0thing in many ways?

geez, y0u s0und like j0e biden......

....and I m s0rry...., m0re c0rrectly, y0u are the subject 0f an English queen, wh0 is really german, and wh0 has bairn a right l0t 0f strange inbred

bairnies......

and the Canadians?????

b0wing and scraping bef0re s0me f0reign m0narch....., sad

l0ng lived the queen...

queen Elizabeth the Last......
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Whatever happened to:
wesw wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:39 pm
this will be my last p0st 0n this b0ard.
And do you remember making this promise:
wesw wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:47 pm
if any0ne has a P.0. b0x, and is willing t0 transfer m0ney t0 g0b, s0meh0w, I w0uld like t0 d0nate
Because at least three people offered to accept money at their p.o. box to transfer to Gob, some even committed to absorbing all the fees of sending it to Gob.

But you haven't done it, and as promised, every time you post I will be posting this reminder that you have not.
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell

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