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Darren
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 11:31 pm
by BoSoxGal
Dogs are not necessarily stupid. If it can't be eaten or fucked then piss on it. In dog world it doesn't get complicated.
I can't help but wonder how you treat the dogs you've kept in your life to make such a statement.
My dogs don't eat me, fuck me (not even a humped leg in 25+ years) or piss on me, but two weeks ago when I was sitting by the fire pit with my cousin around 10pm, my 38lb border collie took off after a significantly larger coyote that entered the edge of the yard and which she saw before we did and before I could grab her collar (she always sits close by me). She normally almost never barks, but for the next ~2 minutes we heard from the adjacent woods a cacophony of snarling, barking, and growling that I was sure was evidence my beloved dog was being killed. I screamed her name repeatedly and she eventually ran back out of the woods to me - not a wound on her and no blood on her muzzle. Clearly she engaged in a dominance display with that coyote and at very least it was a draw. Her motivation I'm certain was hundreds of years of genetic manipulation to instill in her a profound determination to protect her flock at any cost - and we are her only sheeple. I'll have her on long lead next time we go out at night, but I suspect we won't see much in yard coyote activity this year as in years past.
Dogs ARE more complicated; I'm sorry if you've never experienced that kind of devotion from yours.
Re: Darren
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 11:44 pm
by dales
Darrin is unable to have a meaningful relationship with dogs.
Canines have shown to exhibit greater intelligence than Darrin and he is jealous of that fact.
Re: Darren
Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 6:13 am
by MajGenl.Meade
"A big white rabbit six feet high, or is it six feet, three and a half?"
Re: Darren
Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 6:16 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Re: Darren
Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 2:21 pm
by Darren
BoSoxGal wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 11:31 pm
Dogs are not necessarily stupid. If it can't be eaten or fucked then piss on it. In dog world it doesn't get complicated.
I can't help but wonder how you treat the dogs you've kept in your life to make such a statement.
My dogs don't eat me, fuck me (not even a humped leg in 25+ years) or piss on me, but two weeks ago when I was sitting by the fire pit with my cousin around 10pm, my 38lb border collie took off after a significantly larger coyote that entered the edge of the yard and which she saw before we did and before I could grab her collar (she always sits close by me). She normally almost never barks, but for the next ~2 minutes we heard from the adjacent woods a cacophony of snarling, barking, and growling that I was sure was evidence my beloved dog was being killed. I screamed her name repeatedly and she eventually ran back out of the woods to me - not a wound on her and no blood on her muzzle. Clearly she engaged in a dominance display with that coyote and at very least it was a draw. Her motivation I'm certain was hundreds of years of genetic manipulation to instill in her a profound determination to protect her flock at any cost - and we are her only sheeple. I'll have her on long lead next time we go out at night, but I suspect we won't see much in yard coyote activity this year as in years past.
Dogs ARE more complicated; I'm sorry if you've never experienced that kind of devotion from yours.
I wasn't talking about dogs. It's an allegory.
Re: Darren
Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 2:38 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Darren takes the allegory for walkies
Re: Darren
Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 2:52 pm
by Darren
MajGenl.Meade wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 6:13 am
"A big white rabbit six feet high, or is it six feet, three and a half?"
Dogs aren't necessarily stupid. If it can't be eaten or fucked then piss on it. In dog world it doesn't get complicated.
