Need to beware these uniformed criminals randomly delivering packages

[Scooter]

So a guy in a UPS unform with a cart full of packages looked "suspicious" to her? And those suspicions magically evaporate when the white guy walks up?

Racist cunt.

[Bicycle Bill]

Holy fuck, lady!  Yeah, you have every right to be suspicious.  After all, it's common knowledge that crooks will go to the hassle of getting a cart, creating a bunch of fake packages, obtaining a UPS uniform, and dummying up a panel truck to make it look like a legit UPS truck, painting it brown and all, just so they can 'case' a neighborhood.

The delivery guy is right; you be trippin', and it must be some really good stuff too.

As an aside — This video was originally posted on YouTube last November (I was curious; there wouldn't be that many dead leaves on the ground if this was something recent, so I looked it up).  Maybe, if we're lucky, this bitch was one of the Trumpanzees who believed the Great Pumpkin when he said that the coronavirus was all a lot of hooey, so she went out without regard for social distancing or other preventative measures, caught herself a case, and croaked so that now she is no longer with us.

-"BB"-