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I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:56 pm
by TPFKA@W
https://www.dw.com/en/deadly-cows-promp ... a-47863994
Does anyone know anything about Austrian alpine cow grazing? Is the area owned by farmers with the stipulation that anyone who wants to can wander around on the land or does the land have no particular ownership and farmers just use the land for grazing? If I knew these answers I would know whether to be really PO'd at the victim and her family.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:05 pm
by Big RR
Here's a link (it's to Wikipedia, but that's all I could find).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpine_transhumance
It looks like such disputes have raged for generations in the Alps and surrounding areas.
I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:09 pm
by RayThom
I don't see the beef.
I'm not mooved.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:17 pm
by TPFKA@W
Stupid puns do not behoove this thread.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:25 pm
by Big RR
Horning in on the conversation?
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:28 pm
by Scooter
Now it will be nothing but a litany of bad puns until the cows come home.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:32 pm
by TPFKA@W
isn't it pasture bedtime?
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:38 pm
by Big RR
That's udderly ridiculous.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:57 pm
by Joe Guy
I hope the dog survived and got a new leash on life.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:58 pm
by Guinevere
You all butter stop it.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:54 pm
by Long Run
This ruling is an abovination of the law.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:03 pm
by Long Run
In this craziest of years, it looks like Mad Cow has returned.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:43 pm
by Crackpot
will you all cut the bullshit
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:44 pm
by Scooter
Ok, don't have a cow.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:46 pm
by TPFKA@W
Here comes the second wave of puns, cowabunga!
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:48 pm
by Long Run
We should tan the hide of the next bad punster.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:55 pm
by TPFKA@W
My puns are legend-dairy.
I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:59 pm
by RayThom
Long Run wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:48 pm
We should tan the hide of the next bad punster.
It behoofs me to say, there is no such thing as a bad punster.
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:00 am
by Bicycle Bill
I'm afraid these puns will go on for heifer and heifer.
-"BB"-
Re: I think the family milked it for all it is worth
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:03 am
by Long Run
TPFKA@W wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:55 pm
My puns are legend-dairy.
Yes, they're the cream of the crop.