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Cornwall man shoots sister's donkey after row

A Cornishman has admitted shooting dead his sister's donkey after an argument.

Bodmin magistrates heard that Darrell Duffill shot donkey Claude in the temple with an air rifle, followed by two more shots as it lay on the ground.

Duffill, 54, who lives in a cabin on land owned by his sister near Looe, had drunk half a bottle of rum before the attack on Monday, the court heard.

Duffill admitted criminal damage and was remanded in custody to 23 March for probation reports to be prepared.

The court heard that Duffill's sister, Carolyn Jones, found the 10-year-old donkey in a pool of blood in his stable.

Despite the crime, defence solicitor Ramin Shamsolahi claimed in court that Duffill was an "animal lover".



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12627887
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Gob wrote:
Cornwall man shoots sister's donkey after row

A Cornishman has admitted shooting dead his sister's donkey after an argument.

Bodmin magistrates heard that Darrell Duffill shot donkey Claude in the temple with an air rifle, followed by two more shots as it lay on the ground.

Duffill, 54, who lives in a cabin on land owned by his sister near Looe, had drunk half a bottle of rum before the attack on Monday, the court heard.

Duffill admitted criminal damage and was remanded in custody to 23 March for probation reports to be prepared.

The court heard that Duffill's sister, Carolyn Jones, found the 10-year-old donkey in a pool of blood in his stable.

Despite the crime, defence solicitor Ramin Shamsolahi claimed in court that Duffill was an "animal lover".



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12627887
This is Cornwall so they obviously mean "animal lover" in the Welsh sense...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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As opposed to a northerner, who would have eaten it?
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What an ass!

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Sean wrote:This is Cornwall so they obviously mean "animal lover" in the Welsh sense...
Wouldn't the Welsh sense have meant fucking it instead of shooting it?
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What makes you think he didn't?
GAH!

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They shoot them to stop them running away... It's like donkey rohypnol.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Wait, did he have the "argument" with the sister or the donkey? (the article is not clear on this point :D )
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After half a bottle of rum, he could have been arguing with a tree.
GAH!

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Poor donkey.

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That's not nice.

Donkeys are very sweet natured.

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rubato wrote:That's not nice.

Donkeys are very sweet natured.

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And here I thought this would be about a ill-prepared pasty.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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He's been jailed, good enough for him...
Cornwall man jailed for shooting sister's donkey dead

A man from Cornwall has been jailed for shooting his sister's donkey dead after an argument.

Bodmin magistrates heard at an earlier hearing that Darrell Duffill shot the donkey with an air rifle in February.

Duffill, 54, who lived in a cabin on land owned by his sister near Looe at the time, had drunk half a bottle of rum before the attack, the court heard.

Duffill had admitted criminal damage and was jailed for 56 days and ordered to pay his sister £200 compensation.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-12831658
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Gob wrote:He's been jailed, good enough for him...
Cornwall man jailed for shooting sister's donkey dead

A man from Cornwall has been jailed for shooting his sister's donkey dead after an argument.

Bodmin magistrates heard at an earlier hearing that Darrell Duffill shot the donkey with an air rifle in February.

Duffill, 54, who lived in a cabin on land owned by his sister near Looe at the time, had drunk half a bottle of rum before the attack, the court heard.

Duffill had admitted criminal damage and was jailed for 56 days and ordered to pay his sister £200 compensation.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-12831658

Good thing he killed it. If it was only wounded he would have got 2 years in the clink.


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