Jonah, stop mucking about
Jonah, stop mucking about
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Re: Jonah, stop mucking about
A bit scary to be so close up, but a humpback isn't going to swallow you, much less you plus your kayak. Now, an orca might try a bite if it mistook you for a seal, so try not to look like seal if you're out and about with J pod.*
*I lied for the sake of the joke; J pod eat salmon, don't really care much for seals. But some of the "transients" through the area do.
*I lied for the sake of the joke; J pod eat salmon, don't really care much for seals. But some of the "transients" through the area do.
GAH!
Re: Jonah, stop mucking about
Later that day a whale was pulled over by police and arrested for auto theft of McSorley's car. The whale's lawyer claims that his client had only "found the keys" and was attempting to locate the owner to return the vehicle.They paddled to shore and were apparently unharmed, though McSorley’s car keys were lost, according to the report.
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Re: Jonah, stop mucking about
Found? Sounds to me like the Whale, like Columbus, 'discovered' it.
snailgate.
snailgate.