Here is a real conspiracy!
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2021 2:17 am
I got a new computer last year. It’s a Lenovo, it was on the cheap side and and suits my needs. Among its thingadoos is Cortana. Cortana is Alexa’s and Siri’s half sister.
I noticed that Cortana kept turning on without me requesting her appearance. I removed her from my screen. She persisted in popping up scaring the snorts out of me a time or 2 when she announced herself late at night. Fine. I went in and ostensibly disabled her ability. She is still making appearances, quietly announcing “listening” on the screen. I will be taking her to those nice young men who helped me when my IPhone greenscreened on me last summer. I plan to have her removed. Take that Bill Gates.
I noticed that Cortana kept turning on without me requesting her appearance. I removed her from my screen. She persisted in popping up scaring the snorts out of me a time or 2 when she announced herself late at night. Fine. I went in and ostensibly disabled her ability. She is still making appearances, quietly announcing “listening” on the screen. I will be taking her to those nice young men who helped me when my IPhone greenscreened on me last summer. I plan to have her removed. Take that Bill Gates.