Plan B Forum

Imagine a world without people.

John Lennon

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

– Frank Herbert

"I told you I was ill!"

Inscribed on the gravestone of Spike Milligan.

The penis is the one true drama queen: one minute, life of the party; the very next, flopped over and sulking on the fainting couch that is the inner thigh.

-- Jacqueline Novak

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

— Kinky Friedman

To us, the moment 8:17 AM means something - something very important, if it happens to be the starting time of our daily train. To our ancestors, such an odd eccentric instant was without significance - did not even exist. In inventing the locomotive, Watt and Stevenson were part inventors of time.

— Aldous Huxley

“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson