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If I had known it was that easy
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:02 am
by Scooter
Yes, I know this is from a satire site. It's still funny.
Re: If I had known it was that easy
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:38 am
by Jarlaxle
That looks...revolting.
Re: If I had know it was that easy
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:43 am
by Joe Guy
I think that any guy who orders anything on the Starbucks menu other than "coffee" or "espresso" is gay. I just looked up the menu and the drink names sound like members of a gay men's choir....
Hi, my name is Java Chip.
So happy to meet you. I'm Matcha Crème
Let's Dance. Put on your red shoes.....

Re: If I had known it was that easy
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:00 am
by Gob
I knew my godson and his husband were up to something last weekend when they stayed here with me. "Is there a Starbucks around here" was their constant refrain...
Re: If I had known it was that easy
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 1:14 am
by Jarlaxle
Gob wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:00 am
I knew my godson and his husband were up to something last weekend when they stayed here with me.
"Is there a Starbucks around here" was their constant refrain...
I have some very bad news, Taff. Your godson has REALLY bad taste in coffee.
Re: If I had known it was that easy
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 7:23 am
by Gob
Re: If I had known it was that easy
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 7:34 am
by Bicycle Bill
Scooter wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:02 am
Yes, I know this is from a satire site. It's still funny.
Does that mean if you give up all those frou-frou lattes, double skinny de-cafs, crapuccinos, and whatever, and have your coffee the way it SHOULD be drunk — strong, black, bitter, and scalding hot — you can drink yourself straight again?
-"BB"-
Re: If I had known it was that easy
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 2:30 pm
by Big RR
No, this is a one way street from which there is no return.
CDC statistics show that half the gay men were bron that way; the other half were sucked into it. This is a third road to perdition.
