Last Friday morning two public works employees sanding sidewalks in the city of Lewiston Maine were met with a man screaming and carrying his severed arm. By some unbelievable stroke of cosmic luck, at least one of them was trained in the use of tourniquets and treated him while they waited for EMS to arrive - thus no doubt saving his life. The man was rushed to hospital and to surgery; his identity has not yet been released and no information is yet available as to whether surgeons were able to reattach the arm which was severed at the shoulder.
Here’s the even crazier twist to the story: law enforcement officers followed the trail of blood from the site he encountered the public works employees back to a nearby market, where it was determined his arm was severed by a bandsaw he was operating in the workplace. OSHA is investigating.
Seriously, how the actual fuck does someone cut their arm off at the shoulder in a bandsaw accident?!?!
My brother cut most of his fingers off his left hand in a bandsaw in junior high school wood shop when he and another kid were jostling in line and he fell into the bandsaw which didn’t have a protective shield in place. He was incredibly lucky that surgeons not only reattached the fingers, but that a few years later he was able to teach himself to play Stairway to Heaven and many other classic rock hits on the guitar - really incredibly lucky that all his nerves healed following the surgery.
I can easily visualize how my brother’s accident happened - but cutting off the whole arm and at the shoulder? I’m disarmed by this scenario.
Next.
I’m sure some of you can find something punny in this story . . .
I’m sure some of you can find something punny in this story . . .
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
Re: I’m sure some of you can find something punny in this story . . .
Honestly I thought they were going to find another armless man and the first guy’s arm and determine that they had reattached the incorrect limb.
Brachial News - two men injured in band saw accident. None left feeling right.
Brachial News - two men injured in band saw accident. None left feeling right.
Re: I’m sure some of you can find something punny in this story . . .
If we knew that the man had cut off his left arm, at least we would know he is all right.
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Re: I’m sure some of you can find something punny in this story . . .
I don't think it's humerus
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Re: I’m sure some of you can find something punny in this story . . .
Perhaps not in your radius of influence.