Plan B Forum

To buy supplies for my next project.

I get home after dark

It's raining out.

I still want to go outside and start staining my deck.

It's only 2:30pm here. You could always pop round and do mine for practice...

Crackpot wrote:
I still want to go outside and start staining my deck.

Instead of staying inside and straining your dick?

I'm jealous CP. I haven't felt that enthused about a home project for a number of years.

You also have a Job to go to

All but one section of railing is off the deck. looks like I'm going to have to re paint that while I'm at it. Such is the nature of all home improvement projects they start out small and expand into a never ending trail of sub projects.

Done for the day.

Hopefully it won't be raining tomorrow

Send the rain here my tanks are near empty.

Have you ever tryed to wash down pigs with a bucket and a spunge?

Aard Vark wrote:Send the rain here my tanks are near empty.

Have you ever tryed to wash down pigs with a bucket and a spunge?

Never done that. I will add it to the list of things I need to try!

It's fun for the first 5 min, and the kids think it's great.

But even if the pigs enjoy it You end up covered in muck

Crackpot wrote:To buy supplies for my next project.

I get home after dark

It's raining out.

I still want to go outside and start staining my deck.

You ever thought of applying for a job there? Lots of DIYers working there.

1 There haven't been any Jobs at Home Depot in quite some time.
2 I make more on Unemployment.

Crackpot wrote:All but one section of railing is off the deck. looks like I'm going to have to re paint that while I'm at it. Such is the nature of all home improvement projects they start out small and expand into a never ending trail of sub projects.

Ha, mine turn into a never ending trail of things which didn't need fixing before, but now do.

And if he can't fix it with gaffer tape, it doesn't get fixed.

The Hen wrote:And if he can't fix it with gaffer tape, it doesn't get fixed.

If it moves and it shouldn't, gaffer tape it. If it doesn't move and it should, hit it with a hammer.


The only tools a man needs...

Ever see the Red Green Show, Gob? If not, you really oughta.

Lots of innovative uses for the stuff Red refers to as "The Handyman's Secret Weapon": like this...and this...and this...and even Red's tour of the duct tape factory.

Thanks, I'll check it out!

I used to love watching that show. Unfortunately our local PBS station doesn't run it any more.

Deck scrubbing sucks!

I LOVE Red Green!!!

recited at the Possum Lodge meeting at the end of every episode:

the Man's Prayer: "I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess."