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Sue U
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Good to know, USA Today.
Fact check: Scientists at CERN are not opening a 'portal to hell'

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There is no truth to the claim that scientists at CERN are communicating with demonic entities and using the collider to open up a portal to hell, Dejan Stojkovic, a physics professor at the University of Buffalo, told USA TODAY in an email.
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And of course Dejan Stojkovic is an anagram of 'invade jock jots.' Be prepared for a platoon of Scottish soldiers coming from that portal to protest Brexit and to make copious notes on what they find. You have been warned. They can send their messages in code but I am here to break that code for you. You're welcome.

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If you need technical assistance in that code breaking, I can loan you my secret decoder device from the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps. I am a member of their Goyim Squad.

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Our fact-check work is supported in part by a grant from Facebook.
A grant from the previousy opened portal to hell?

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:ok :lol:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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To be fair, this story is pretty much the same premise featured in the Netflix documentary Stranger Things, so I can see where the confusion arises.
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