Here she is:
Aside from the goofy dancing, the lyrics are so bad that they're funny. It ends with this:
Jardiance is really swell
It’s the little pill with the big storeeeeey to tell
The song is so bad that I wondered if the producers of the commercial might have used AI to create it. So I decided to ask Microsoft Copilot to write another song about Jardiance for comparison. For the sake of mankind, I've decided not to add a melody and record it.
Here's what Copilot came up with:
In a world of glucose highs and insulin woes,
There's a little pill that dances where the river flows.
**Jardiance**, oh sweet melody of science and grace,
You waltz through bloodstreams, leaving sugar in your wake.
(Pre-Chorus)
**Metformin** hums bass notes, **Insulin** strums strings,
But you, dear Jardiance, wear a crown of healing wings.
From pancreas to toes, you pirouette with flair,
Regulating sugars, a pharmacological affair.
(Chorus)
**"Jardiance, Jardiance, oh guardian of the cells,**
**You're the moonbeam in the night, the tide that swells.**
**Flush out excess sugar, like a cleansing rain,**
**Jardiance, my troubadour, sing away the pain."**
(Verse 2)
In the pharmacy's ballroom, you twirl in amber hues,
Chasing A1C ghosts, unraveling their clues.
**Empagliflozin**, your secret name whispered low,
As you tango with the kidneys, a therapeutic show.
(Bridge)
Side effects may waltz in—dizziness, thirst, and more,
But you're the dance partner diabetics adore.
**Polyuria**, they say, but we'll forgive the leaks,
For your rhythm keeps their blood sugars at peaks.
(Chorus)
**"Jardiance, Jardiance, oh guardian of the cells,**
**You're the moonbeam in the night, the tide that swells.**
**Flush out excess sugar, like a cleansing rain,**
**Jardiance, my troubadour, sing away the pain."**
(Outro)
As the sun sets on glucose hills, you take your bow,
A tiny tablet with a grand pas de deux somehow.
**Jardiance**, keep dancing, keep serenading the fight,
For in your chemical waltz, hope ignites.
