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Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 4:30 am
by Scooter
Grindr launches 36-piece fashion line made from the wool of ‘gay sheep’

Grindr, the world’s largest dating app serving the LGBTQ+ community, has launched a 36-piece fashion collection made entirely from the wool of gay rams.

Yes, gay rams.

Designed by Michael Schmidt alongside German not-for-profit farm Rainbow Wool, which rescues and cares for gay rams, “I Wool Survive” is being heralded as the world’s first gay fashion collection.

Many creatures exhibit same-sex behaviour but gay rams are often sent to slaughter because they can’t fulfil their “breeding role.” However, Rainbow Wool is now giving them a loving home. On average, one in every 12 sheep is thought to be gay.

“We rescue them before that happens, giving them a safe home where they can live and love freely. Each year, their wool is crafted into fashion, with profits donated to the queer charity LSVD+,” a spokesperson for the farm said.

The collection was showcased at The Altman Building, in New York. Gay archetypes, from firefighters’ suspenders to sailors’ crops, were refigured in wool. A play on Gloria Gaynor’s gay anthem “I Will Survive”, is shining a light on “the beauty of queer connection and the natural diversity that exists across species”.

Schmidt, who’s worked with Beyoncé, Lady Gaga and Madonna, revealed it had taken a year to create.

“It’s been a pleasure to create this light-hearted collection that also addresses a very serious topic,” he said. “The mistreatment of animals that exhibit same-sex attraction is a painful reminder of the prejudice that continues to affect LGBT communities worldwide.

“Hopefully, by illustrating that homosexuality exists throughout the animal kingdom, we can help put to bed the false and damaging notion that being gay is a choice.”

Re: Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 5:27 am
by Joe Guy
How do they go about identifying gay rams?

Do they look for the ones that are acting sheepish?

Re: Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 5:39 am
by Scooter
I'm guessing they like to frolic with each other rather than with the ewes.

Re: Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 6:00 am
by Joe Guy
That makes sense.

Rams that would choose to avoid ewes and would very much rather flock with each other.

Re: Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 2:37 pm
by Big RR
Maybe they're scared of paternity suits? Or they don't want to sire lambs just to see them slaughtered?

Re: Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 2:48 pm
by Sue U
Joe Guy wrote:
Wed Nov 19, 2025 5:27 am
How do they go about identifying gay rams?
There are numerous consultants in Wales.

Re: Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 2:50 pm
by Big RR
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 4:20 pm
by Scooter
I was going to say, where's Gob when you need him.

Re: Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 4:52 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
In some states, it's not legal to make a ewe turn. What can a poor ram do?

Re: Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 6:39 pm
by Sue U
MajGenl.Meade wrote:
Wed Nov 19, 2025 4:52 pm
What can a poor ram do?
'Cept to sing for a rock n roll band
'Cause this sleepy little town
Just ain't no place for a
--->(Your Punchline Here)<---

Re: Saving gays from extermination

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 6:52 pm
by Crackpot
Scooter wrote:
Wed Nov 19, 2025 4:20 pm
I was going to say, where's Gob when you need him.
I was considering messaging him to let him know that he was needed for target practice.