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If You Want to Commit a Crime in Maryland, Hire an 11 yr old....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2026 11:58 pm
by Joe Guy
Two 11-Year-Olds Tried to Steal Cars in Broad Daylight and Maryland Law Says Police Just Had to Watch

Two kids in masks. Screwdrivers in hand. A popped ignition and a getaway plan that probably involved a bedtime. This isn't the plot of a gritty reboot of "Home Alone" — it's an actual incident that unfolded at a Bel Air, Maryland apartment complex, and it's got neighbors shaking their heads, officers grinding their teeth, and lawmakers hopefully reconsidering some things.

The Harford County Sheriff's Office responded to a report of a pair of masked suspects attempting to steal vehicles from a residential complex. When deputies arrived, they found the culprits had already gotten to work — screwdrivers in their pockets and a popped ignition on one of the cars as evidence of their ambition. The plot twist that nobody wanted: both suspects were eleven years old. Presumably in fifth grade. Possibly still learning long division.

Here's where it gets frustrating for pretty much everyone involved. Under current Maryland law, children under the age of 13 cannot be arrested. So officers, who had literally caught these kids in the act of attempting to steal a vehicle, were legally required to walk away without making an arrest. No cuffs. No charges. Just a very awkward Tuesday morning for everyone.

"We're Thankful We Didn't Have to Chase Two Eleven-Year-Olds Through Bel Air"

Major Lee Dunbar of the Harford County Sheriff's Office confirmed the details and did not hide his frustration — or his relief that things didn't go further south. The kids had screwdrivers, one ignition was already compromised, and the whole situation could have escalated dramatically if officers had arrived even a few minutes later. The thought of a police pursuit involving a pair of elementary schoolers behind the wheel of a stolen car is the kind of thing that keeps law enforcement up at night.

And here's the kicker: this wasn't even their first rodeo. According to police, the same two boys were involved in a similar vehicle theft attempt in Baltimore the previous year — and faced no legal consequences for that one either. Fool me once, can't get arrested. Fool me twice... still can't get arrested, apparently.

A Loophole That's Being Exploited, and Lawmakers Are Starting to Hear About It

Major Dunbar made a point that goes beyond this one incident. Organized crime rings that profit from stealing cars for parts or international resale aren't oblivious to the legal landscape. When the law draws a hard line at age 13 for arrests, those networks start doing the math. Juveniles become useful tools precisely because the system can't touch them. It's a grim reality that law enforcement agencies across Maryland have been bringing to state lawmakers, lobbying for a reconsideration of the statute before the problem grows.

For neighbors like Eugene Tilghman, who lives near one of the victims, the news was sad but not shocking. He pointed to a broader cultural shift around discipline and accountability, noting that things weren't handled this way when he was growing up. His bigger worry isn't just the law — it's the trajectory these kids are on. Starting a criminal career at 11, with no legal consequences to pump the brakes, doesn't point toward a bright future. As Tilghman put it, a penitentiary or worse is where that road tends to lead, and it's a sobering thing to consider for kids who haven't even hit middle school yet.

Car enthusiasts know better than most just how much love, money, and time goes into a vehicle. The idea that someone — anyone, let alone a kid barely old enough to ride a roller coaster — can walk up with a screwdriver and start working on your ignition is infuriating. But the real conversation here isn't just about cars. It's about a legal gap wide enough to drive a stolen vehicle through, and whether Maryland is going to do anything about it before the consequences get a lot more serious than a popped ignition in a parking lot.
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Re: If You Want to Commit a Crime in Maryland, Hire an 11 yr old....

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2026 12:56 am
by Bicycle Bill
Maybe they can't be "arrested", but surely they could be detained as being 'juvenile delinquents' before being remanded into the custody of the juvenile system.

I'd normally say 'remanded into the custody of the parental unit'. but I'll bet a dollar to a dime that these kids are the product of a single-parent home, more than likely one without a father figure anywhere to be found — but the mere fact that someone is out ripping off cars at the age of eleven is pretty conclusive, prima facie evidence that their home environment ain't gonna be the place to set these youthful felons-in-training back onto the straight and narrow.
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Re: If You Want to Commit a Crime in Maryland, Hire an 11 yr old....

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2026 1:32 pm
by Burning Petard
Adults do carry legal responsibilities for the conduct of children under their care. Of course, too many present day adults find it completely un-Americn to declare that it takes a village to raise a child.

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