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Man catches on fire in San Francisco adult store

The Associated Press
Posted: 04/14/2011 01:00:46 PM PDT


SAN FRANCISCO—Police say a man is hospitalized with life-threatening injuries after he apparently caught on fire inside a San Francisco adult bookstore.

Lt. Troy Dangerfield said Thursday that the man was seen ablaze and running out of the Golden Gate Adult Superstore in the city's South of Market neighborhood Wednesday night.

Dangerfield said several onlookers attempted to help the burning man as he ran past them. He said a group of nearby firefighters eventually grabbed the man and extinguished the flames.

The man, whose name has not been released, was taken to St. Francis Memorial Hospital after suffering severe burns over most of his body.

Dangerfield said police do not know how the man caught on fire.

The incident is under investigation.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Wonder what he was rubbing in there to generate that kind of friction... :shock:
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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My guess- he was using a propane torch to light his crack pipe.

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Using Vaseline (petroleum jelly) as a lubricant?
Bah!

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