JERSEY Shore (Tuesdays, 9.30pm on MTV) is the most life-changing show on television. Everyone should watch it. It will work a miracle on your soul. Inspire you to be a better person. Make you appreciate your life.
Encourage you to cherish things you’ve always overlooked. Jersey Shore accomplishes this impressive feat by being so unspeakably bad it makes everything that isn’t Jersey Shore look wonderful, like green pastures filled with gangly newborn lambs and gurgling brooks and sunshine.
I’m serious. This show makes vomit look good. It makes Twi-mums look good. It makes the music of Justin Bieber sound good. It even makes Charlie Sheen look good. In fact, if my life after Jersey Shore consists solely of a horde of Twi-mums singing barbershop quartet renditions of Justin Bieber songs while Charlie Sheen vomits all over me, I will be genuinely delighted. Rapt. Relieved.
I will never take anything for granted again.
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv- ... -ts01.html
Not a good review, a great one..
Not a good review, a great one..
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Not a good review, a great one..
Dang, almost makes me wish I had a TV! 
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Sue U
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The producers of that show owe New Jersey a major fuckin' apology and both compensatory and punitive damages.
GAH!