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Does Beldar eat Pmat?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:45 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Guys (not gals I hope) are these things popular outside South Africa?
Pmat
Freshens Urinal:
10x more fragrance than vinyl urinal screens.
Eliminates Odours:
Releases optimized bacteria that clean the urinal and eliminate odours.
Watch It Work:
Shrinks in size as it releases beneficial bacteria, odour counteractants, and fragrance.
Saftey Information
Product Name: The Wave Urinal Deodorizer
Special Fire Fighting Procedures: Full protective equipment, including pressure demand self-contained breathing apparatus and turnout equipment should be worn by fire fighters and others exposed to combustion by products.
Handling and Storage
Precautions to be taken in handling and storing: Store away from sources of ignition and provide ventilation.
Other Precautions: Always practice good housekeeping and hygienic measures.
Appearance: Colored translucent polymer screen with various fragrances.
Toxicological Information
Routes of Entry: Based on fragrance
Inhalation: Yes Skin: Yes Eyes: No
Ingestion: Unlikely
I sure do hope that ingestion is unlikely!
Meade
Re: Does Beldar eat Pmat?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:58 pm
by Gob
Does Meade spend a lot of time hanging around men's toilets?
Re: Does Beldar eat Pmat?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 11:03 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Gob wrote:Does Meade spend a lot of time hanging around men's toilets?
Well perhaps not so much "hanging"....
Re: Does Beldar eat Pmat?
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:42 am
by Gob
ROTFLMFAO!!!
Re: Does Beldar eat Pmat?
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 7:35 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
Oi don't be so sexist, I can wee standing up and altho its been a while i could pee into a urinal.
Queues are always shorter in the blokes loo and it fucks with mens heads if you can do it.
No i will not shown anyone if you need a reference check out "The Full Monty"
This was done in younger days when I was drunk and off my box and in club/pub toilets i didn't do it in daylight in Public Toilets. Many times it was met with a round of applause and the crowd calling for more!!
We actually fished one out one drunken night and dropped it into a friends pint and bet him 10 quid to drink it! He did. He lived to tell the tale without a visit to hospital!
Re: Does Beldar eat Pmat?
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:43 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Yeah yeah - but these are not just those the little blue vinyl "strainer" mats which stop cigarette butts from getting into the plumbing. They are gel-looking (I'm not going to touch 'em!) and contain chemicals activated by er... probably water and not just urine. Beer too I'd bet.
As to whether or not a woman is able to use a urinal - well duh! Not much deal about peeing downward
(and I know about upward as well). It's not particularly sexist to hope that a woman would not have experience of Pmats any more than to hope that men don't wander into the women's restroom to regale whoever was there with their own incredibly clever and witty private parts while obtaining panti-shields from vending machines. Margaretta and I have had occasion (due to closed for repairs signs) to use the wrong restroom while the other stood guard outside to warn unsuspecting bladder swells off.
Meade
Re: Does Beldar eat Pmat?
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:55 pm
by Joe Guy
MajGenl.Meade wrote:Gob wrote:Does Meade spend a lot of time hanging around men's toilets?
Well perhaps not so much "hanging"....
Don't take this personal, but it's a well known fact that pricks hang out in men's restrooms.
Re: Does Beldar eat Pmat?
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 9:12 pm
by Crackpot
I Saw something similar in a McDonalds the other day. Mid you I wasn't about to try and get a better look for a brand name