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A women was allegedly drowned by the statue in the first picture, in the pond of the second picture whilst her partner of 6 months (in the second picture) was out on a walk.

She had a drink and must have got her clothes tangled on the statue and kicked her slippers off on the grass whilst trying to get out, her partner claims.

The police aren't investigating it.

I would put decent money on it being her partner.

Here is how the Daily Mail have reported it.
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Or that drink was an entire litre...
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I have to say I find the whole "drowned in the pond held down by this statue," idea utterly unbelieveable.

Unless the woman was severely disabled how the fuck could it have happened.
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He is too ready for his explanations of what occurred whilst he wasn't there.

If I came back from a walk and found my partner face down in a pond with a statue on their back I doubt I would be thinking she slipped and couldn't get up, hence her slippers on the grass as she kicked them off.
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I wonder if she had a good life insurance policy?

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The Hen wrote:He is too ready for his explanations of what occurred whilst he wasn't there.

If I came back from a walk and found my partner face down in a pond with a statue on their back I doubt I would be thinking she slipped and couldn't get up, hence her slippers on the grass as she kicked them off.

Well no, not at the moment , but later yes I would be struggling to figure out what happened by examining the facts.

My big question is why hasn't he destroyed the damned thing? I would have doused it with gas and burned it to cinders.

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Speaking of things that look like a penis with two eyes...
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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Ha! ^. :D

Seriously though. The more I read and view those pictures, the more I am so not convinced of the partner's story.

The statue not only doesn't look like it weighs more than 6 kilos, It also doesn't look like an item that would topple particularly easily.

In addition, if it's position was on the ground next to the pond, how could it have possibly pinned her when she went to fill the bird feeder?

I would also like to know where they kept the feeder. Because it would be stupid to keep it above or near the pond as the pond would constantly get fouled by seed and bird faeces.
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Dear Miss Marplehen,

Don't you suppose the cops did some sort of investigation?

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Pathologist Dr Hugh Cochrane said there was little evidence to determine cause of death, but drowning was most likely.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... z1MNYPgtsa
Detective Sergeant Les Goodliff, of Sunderland police, confirmed that neither Ms Newton nor Mr Lunn had any injuries that suggested a struggle had taken place.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/9 ... rden_pond/
Every article has a photo of him by the pool, wierdo...
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Scooter wrote:Speaking of things that look like a penis with two eyes...

You've obviously come acrosss some VERY strange looking penis'....
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Gob wrote:
Scooter wrote:Speaking of things that look like a penis with two eyes...

You've obviously come acrosss some VERY strange looking penis' ....


The plural of penis is penises or penes.

I might add that your better half is the one who has seen penises that look like owls.

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White Owls.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...
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@meric@nwom@n wrote: I might add that your better half is the one who has seen penises that look like owls.
Yeah baby!!

The Australian Powerful Owl has large yellow eyes, grey-brown V-barring on all features and dull yellow feet. They are aptly named, with very powerful and heavy claws. Average length is 60 cm (24 in)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerful_Owl
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I am sure I have said elsewhere I am in deperate need of glasses.

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'It dragged her down...'? Wait, doesn't wood float?

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