I started learning to desensitize my gag reflex when I was 14
Get your minds out of the gutter, she's a sword swallower trying out on America's Got Talent.
Not a line typically heard on prime time TV
Not a line typically heard on prime time TV
Get your minds out of the gutter, she's a sword swallower trying out on America's Got Talent.
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
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Still, every man's dream date eh?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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She didn't get advanced to the next round so I suppose she's available for a career in porn...
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
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a funny story:
I used to do kid's parties as a clown with balloons and magic tricks, etc. ; not the highlight of my career.
BUT!
One afternoon after I'd finished the simple parlor sleight of hand, 'Grandpa' announced he wanted to do a trick too. He proceeded to produce a stage sword, he said he'd acquired in China while in the Navy; then promptly swallowed about two feet of blade. (I think it really collapsed into the ornate hilt, but i won't give that away)
After the applause, a girl in the audience suddenly turned to me and accused, "Why can't you do that!?
Thinking fast, I replied, "I've never been to China!"
I used to do kid's parties as a clown with balloons and magic tricks, etc. ; not the highlight of my career.
BUT!
One afternoon after I'd finished the simple parlor sleight of hand, 'Grandpa' announced he wanted to do a trick too. He proceeded to produce a stage sword, he said he'd acquired in China while in the Navy; then promptly swallowed about two feet of blade. (I think it really collapsed into the ornate hilt, but i won't give that away)
After the applause, a girl in the audience suddenly turned to me and accused, "Why can't you do that!?
Thinking fast, I replied, "I've never been to China!"
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"Mommy, why do you have a penis in your throat?"
We went to the graduation dinner for this year's group of OB-Gyn residents where I heard the following story from one of my wife's colleagues (an attending physician not a resident): The colleague's school-age daughter was looking in her mouth and said "open wider". The colleague, thinking her child was curious about her cavities or some such obliged. "Wider mommy". So she obliged again. At which the daughter said "why do you have a penis in your throat?". "UVULA that's a UVULA!" followed by an explanation was the very forceful reaction.
yrs,
rubato
We went to the graduation dinner for this year's group of OB-Gyn residents where I heard the following story from one of my wife's colleagues (an attending physician not a resident): The colleague's school-age daughter was looking in her mouth and said "open wider". The colleague, thinking her child was curious about her cavities or some such obliged. "Wider mommy". So she obliged again. At which the daughter said "why do you have a penis in your throat?". "UVULA that's a UVULA!" followed by an explanation was the very forceful reaction.
yrs,
rubato