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Finish the Sentence

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:41 pm
by SisterMaryFellatio
Finish these sentences.....

I hope someday to improve my.....

No one knows I'm.............

The only thing I can't stand in people is......

Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer........

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:45 pm
by Gob
An odd one, but I'll give it a shot;

I hope someday to improve my butt.....

No one knows I'm pregnant

The only thing I can't stand in people is intolerance

Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer get half price movie tickets.

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:05 am
by Lord Jim
The only thing I can't stand in people is intolerance
'I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another, but I know there are people in the world that do not love their fellow human beings... and I hate people like that..."

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One of my favorite Tom Leherisms... 8-)

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:50 am
by The Hen
I hope someday to improve my ... work / life balance

No one knows I'm ... unable to provide an answer to this question because I am fairly certain that at least one person will know anything I could possibly write here.

The only thing I can't stand in people is ... any inability to admit they are wrong.

Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer ... fit in a suitcase.

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:29 am
by Crackpot
Sure you can It may not be in one piece but given enough time and effort....

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:47 pm
by Guinevere
The Hen wrote: Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer ... fit in a suitcase.
Too bad this lady didn't get that message:
A 19-year-old woman was arrested for allegedly trying to sneak her husband out of prison in a suitcase, according to authorities in the Mexican Caribbean state of Quintana Roo.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/05/mex ... =allsearch

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:23 pm
by Daisy
I hope someday to improve my..... French (two weeks here makes me feel pitifully inadequate)

No one knows I'm... scared of starting at a new company for the first time in 8 years (brave face ...grrrrr)

The only thing I can't stand in people is.. Arrogance

Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer..... ride my bike for more than an hour without my butt aching.

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:01 pm
by Lord Jim
(two weeks here makes me feel pitifully inadequate)

Don't feel bad Daze...

Trying to make people feel pitifully inadequate is pretty much the French National Past time... 8-)
The only thing I can't stand in people is.. Arrogance
And yet you freely chose to spend two weeks in France.... :lol:

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:08 pm
by Andrew D
SisterMaryFellatio wrote:The only thing I can't stand in people is......
... their annoying insistence that there is only one thing about them I can't stand ....

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:53 pm
by Daisy
Lord Jim wrote:(two weeks here makes me feel pitifully inadequate)

Don't feel bad Daze...

Trying to make people feel pitifully inadequate is pretty much the French National Past time... 8-)
The only thing I can't stand in people is.. Arrogance
And yet you freely chose to spend two weeks in France.... :lol:
Ahhh you're talking about the Parisians, giving the French a bad name since the revolution!

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:17 pm
by Sean
Since when have the French needed someone to give them a bad name? ;)

Here's a man from Marseilles whose picture appears next to the word arrogant in the dictionary!
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Still a legend though...

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:44 pm
by Daisy
King Eric... Honorary Mancunian yes?

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:10 pm
by Gob
Daisy wrote:Honorary Mancunian
I'm sure he'd be so delighted to be called that. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:20 pm
by dales
I hope someday to improve my.....stroke (not golf).

No one knows I'm.............a closet lesbian.

The only thing I can't stand in people is......greed.

Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer........ rely on the juvenile court system.


edited to change one of my responses (you guess which one).

Re: Finish the Sentence

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:17 pm
by loCAtek
I can't answer the last, I'm never going to grow up!