Shooting a load

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Scooter
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CHANDLER, ARIZ.—A suburban Phoenix man is recovering after police say he accidentally shot himself in the penis while putting his girlfriend’s gun in the waistband of his pants.

Chandler police say 27-year-old Joshua Seto and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, were walking toward a grocery store when the shooting happened last week. The gun fired, striking Seto’s penis and continuing through his left thigh.

The Arizona Republic reports a 911 operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel or T-shirt.

Chandler Police Detective Seth Tyler was unsure of the type of gun, or whether it had a safety that was off. He also says it’s unclear if Seto has been released from the hospital or suffered any permanent damage

In the wake of the shooting, Tyler warned residents to use holsters, not waistbands, if they’re going to carry a handgun.
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So he blew his brains out then? Shame.
Bah!

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:ok

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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:lol:
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Miles
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Anyone who would stuff a pistol down their pants is, in my opinion, a few sandwiches shy of a picnic. Works well in the movies but then again those weapons are not loaded. :nana
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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Sean
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If I were the police I'd be wondering why he was walking into a grocery store with a gun stuffed down his keks...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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